However, in Britain lots of people would rather wear a paper bag over their head whilst driving a Vauxhall just to not be seen in one.

Being British I’m struggling to think why anyone would deliberately want to rebadge their car as a Vauxhall? Were they thinking it would somehow bestow a British accent on them and as a result make them more desirable to the opposite sex (don’t understand that one either but it worked for me as I’m married to an…

When i was returning home after the Irma evacuation saga (details on oppo), I saw a gorgeous Chevy SS that was very thoroughly rebadged as a Holden. Now the Chevy SS is pretty much a Holden, so that makes sense.

Go up to man with stick. Claim you’re scared of stick. Kill man. Enjoy paid vacation. Claim murdered man was “no angel”. Collect extra overtime quelling the protests after you’re cleared of any wrong doing.

You have your timeline a bit mixed up, there. The Scott Pilgrim vs. the Workd game was a tie-in release with the movie. Both were based on the Scott Pilgrim vs. the World graphic novel series.

1 mph is well with in the acceptable margin of error to not issue a ticket, I mean unless you have cruise control set it is sort of hard at times to maintain the same speed exactly. And 1 kph is even a smaller margin of error, that cop was just having a bad day or something.

Yes

Maybe you could consider that cars should be rehabilitated, not just thrown away for being the way they were built.

Hey Kirsten, how did feel to be the only ethic minority person at Goodwood.

This is the best I could do on short notice:

Was that Chris Harris with Che?

You must be at the Goodwood Revival when a guy named Chris Harris (who I think is awesome btw) is the least white person in attendance :P

Standing on public property exercising your right to assemble is like walking in front of a fired bullet?

Don’t be a stupid fucking asshole with a tiny dick and no brain and you won’t run anybody over.

Look at me, I’m so edgy and regressive!

You can use the cactus after dwayne is done.

Go fuck yourself with a cactus.

You don’t really believe that. It’s ok.