Agreed. Leave it to 2016 for the best thing of year to happen in Detroit.

This might actually be the best thing, of any kind, I have seen this year.

+1 funcussion

I bet that scared the shit out of the stripper Jerry was hiding in there for the postgame.

Oh, so now my penis doesn’t count?!

I’m curious how Goodell will respond. On the one hand, he hates celebrations, on the other, the League likes to look the other way when players are getting their bells rung.

I broke up with my last girlfriend because of her Hairy Douglas. Don’t ask.

Probably the first time we’ve seen the sixers mop the floor with anyone.

God, I just can’t seem to remember why I haven’t been to an NFL game in the last 10 years

Bob #1: What’s your job title?

Also affecting his play...being Brock Osweiler

Rare is the injury that leads to an article on the team’s official website urging people not to forget that Carolina won the game.

Paterno probably could have avoided the injury had he not been too busy looking the other way.

Oh boy....what shall I say....

All my Amazon packages are delivered to rusty Shackleford.

And we’re just gonna have to learn to deal with it or change it.

Said this elsewhere, but it bears repeating... Clinton, Obama, et al were right about one thing: this election was about what kind of country we are. And the electorate has decided: we are an asshole. Of the assholes, by the assholes, for the assholes. And now we have an Asshole-in-Chief. Van Jones is right, we are a…

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I must say I’m starting to have some doubts about this Trump gentleman. I initially quite liked his idea to make America great again; I was lucky enough to visit the country recently and I rated it only “very good” rather than “great” (I knocked a mark off because the hotel kept forgetting to change our towels and…

Roger. Coleman is a nice little town of 700 people, 95% of whom are white, in northern Wisconsin. If there are riots, you can probably just go fishing and be fine.