“There was also the time where the Chargers were reduced to extras in the only Super Bowl they ever made… a 49-26 whomping at the hands of Steve Young and the 49ers that was preordained the moment San Diego won the AFC title.”

I’m reminded of a funny scene from the movie “Beer League:”

Has there ever been a more entitled, douchey name than “Grayson Allen” in the sports world? I highly doubt it.

Yzerman...I’ve got nothing...

“We are uniquely qualified to house a professional sports team that brings in fans from all over Nebraska – and fans from Council Bluffs, Des Moines, Sioux City, Mason City, Cedar Rapids, and Sioux Falls.”

Well, in his defense, that fucking net was wide open.

So, here’s the thing that makes me very angry and I just can’t let it go any longer without adding my opinion to the legions of people that have spoken out against this type of poor behavior:

As someone that is a Lion’s fan, and works with all Packer fans, this has been pretty funny to watch as the smugness has been just ripped out of these fans. The really interesting thing is that, now that they have all lost their collective shit and are depressed as Hell, telling them “hey, don’t worry about…

You’re setting the commenting bar waaaayyyyy too high, you salty bastard. Nice, nice work.

An artists rendering of what that might have looked like...

As a Lions fan, I have to admit — misery loves company. You can do 0-16, Browns...you can do it!

Insert pithy quote about watching a documentary on this some years back called “Good Will Hunting.”

GET THAT GORILLA’S PHONE NUMBER AS WE’LL NEED HIM NEXT WEEK FOR AT LEAST 10-15 CARRIES!!!!

Looks like it has the potential to become the bloodiest Match Game ever.

Sure, now these motherfuckers remember the rules...

Terrible to see this ump get hit in the head but, it’s great to see that Delaney Williams was able to get work after The Wire.

I never had an issue with Mike Carey as a talking head — yeah, he was bad, but he didn’t bother me as you gotta take those folks with a grain of salt.

As a fan of the Lions, I’m used to games that are:

Picking the low hanging fruit, I see...

So, how psyched (on a scale of 1-10, 10 being very psyched) do you think the Gawker.com staff is to someday read the “Dead Wrestler of the Week” post about Hulk Hogan?