Sorry, I just legit need to know so I can write it in my “Babies I don’t care about” journal.

Thank you. Who the fuck are they?!

What are you a communist? ;-)

Just dont be a woman

This is what I was thinking. If it could actually be managed with a normal-ish low carb diet most of the time, grab yo self a loaf of rye bread and some sugar cookies and just enjoy your weekend.

The fucking prosecutor even mentioned in his closing something about “so what if someone planted the key?”

I’d want to stay untreated though. Low carb, yeast, sugar and alcohol free?

I know small batch breweries are all the rage these days but this is taking it a bit too far.

a rare medical condition called “auto-brewery syndrome,” in which the woman’s digestive system converts common food carbohydrates into alcohol.

For a minute I thought this was some kind of superimposed forearm.

Of course not. Unless you want to end up like Katherine Heigl.

This is the saddest, darkest comedy I've seen in a while. I mean that sincerely. This is so fucking absurd, but melancholy.

Right, but since they’re all tweeting about it (and no doubt expressing their frustration through their angsty baby goth tumblr blogs) I doubt they really have any issue getting access to computers and Internet! Ha!

Welcome to the real world, kids. Nobody gets a break in the age of technology. I love how the one kid exaggerates and pretends like a hoax terror threat somehow equates to “we probably dying.”

i bet he would like being fucked by your boyfriend. this guy practically screams closet religio-gay.

On a side note, this is exactly why abortion needs to be legal. Women used to die from child birth all the time and people are forgetting that. It’s a major medical event. I hate when people make flippant remarks about “why can’t the woman just stick it out for nine months and let the baby be born?” Because its not…

The most disturbing thing about the news article is that her address is published in the article.

By all means, please divulge to the whole worlds where she lives so that the abortion nuts can go shoot her.

I know this raises huuuuge ethical considerations, and would be an interesting debate if it hadn’t happened horrifically in the real world, but WHY would they resuscitate the foetus?