Statutory rape here seems like a Romeo&Juliet Law issue, and if the juror doesn’t feel like he’s a victim I’m not sure it’s the judge’s place to say he is...

Point of fact: Daya actually finds a white balloon and is excited that it looks like a condom. I think the exact line is “this balloon I found looks like a condom!”

We are now both out of the greys 😊

Hey I did too! I get the point of filters but dang how many comments does a girl gotta make before Kinja stops thinking you’re crazy?!

Gah I feel like it’s the freaking chicken. Some people have seen it but to the rest of us it’s as mythical as a unicorn

How do you get out of the greys?!

I am definitely guilty of ree-sees. And I say reesees peesees

I use it if I feel the tingle and it’s amazing. More expensive than gold though

Agreed! Especially because cold sores don’t generally carry the same stigma as genital herpes. I’ve had them since I was a kid, same as most people I know

You have to give it to her on #7...definitely followed through there!

Oh god way to kick me right in the feels

Yeah like I can see this bride being in a similar geographic situation but you still don’t just tell people to send money

No, I’m gonna go ahead and hold this against you FOREVER.

As a teacher myself, I don’t understand why she’d push the uneducated angle. Hey, that’s kind of our job!

This reminds me of a terrible version of what happened for my best friend. She lived in California, we are mostly Midwest and Mid-Atlantic. A ton of us were mailed cards and stamped/addressed envelopes to send by a certain date, then she could open one a day. Still technically a silent shower, just without the money…

I think dnachicago may be confused about shade: http://www.dnainfo.com/chicago/201505…

I mean that didn’t spawn the term though, that’s just an example of using an effeminate man and the term together

No, venti is twenty. Large is large. In fact, tall is large and grande is Spanish for large. Venti is the only one that doesn’t mean large. It’s also the only one in Italian. Congratulations, you’re stupid in three languages.

3 bedroom? Woah there, either get more than that million or scale back those fantasies

Can we talk about the fact I asked the boyfriend for a tissue and he stood there terrified and confused and finally said “....do you mean like a Kleenex?”