Ah. I was but a wee child then. Thanks for the info.

Fuck these people for being so close to my house. And also fuck the airshow because noise.

Could he have *smiled* while she was introducing him? Maybe?

But he isn’t funny, not even a little bit.

Fucking exhausted. I’m seriously considering leaving all my porch furniture in the house and garage at this point.

It’s futile to try to reason with this person. Any article pointing out how Orange and his minions are doing something wrong is met with his rantings about how horrible Obama was and oh, it’s also all Clinton’s fault. It’s really weird.

They’re all rather somber looking, aren’t they.

They can’t even manage to present the facade of being a real married couple, it’s laughable. The entire world knows that she’s just a paid employee who pretends to “love zee Donald” in exchange for gobs of cash. Like every single other thing in the Trump universe, she’s a fraud, a tacky phony playing a role for the…

Cheating is all about the cheater and has nothing to do with the person who is being cheated on. If he cheats with you, he will cheat on you. I don’t know how people don’t know this already.

And Asshat will outdo them both, if he survives the next 12 months.

She’s already earmarked for the Bear Gods. I nominate Huckabee Sanders.

Okay, yeah, that’s a thing that happened. However, is nobody going to talk about the woman standing just to the left of the podium and staring unblinkingly at the camera?

The man walked up to his wife of 12 years, shook her hands and actually said “Go across the stage. You go sit down, honey”. What even was that?

Maybe he shook a lady hand to show how big his hand is? Maybe Melania had a day off from her vigorous anti-bullying campaign and was free? Maybe she’s trying to distinguish herself from Hope Hicks? Maybe Barron put them up to it in a wacky scheme to get his mom and dad to fall back in love?

The spelling is a choice, but DAMN, she will always be flighty, somewhat endearing Margene in my mind.

I volunteer Betsy DeVos as the first person to be ceremonially sacrificed to see if we can appease the weather gods.

Don’t get me started on the spelling chosen by “Ginnifer” Goodwin.

He also joined virtually every other nation in the world in the most robust agreement ever conceived to actually deal with the problem—an agreement that Trump promptly abandoned. He attempted to block the implementation of several major pipelines and placed a moratorium on new offshore drilling, moves that Trump also…

Look, I’m not saying that we can definitely stop the hurricanes via human sacrifice to the Gods of weather, but I will point out that we need to explore every option, and CC deniers are right over there...

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