I AM NOT OK WITH THIS REVIVAL OF IT.

I am going to read something so I can sleep I thought.

Also, wanted to say that you may find acupuncture helpful. Finding the right acupuncturist can take some time and energy, and in my case, it’s not covered by insurance. It has definitely helped with my hormone fluctuations, but since I can’t afford it, I only go about every six weeks. To get the full benefits, I would…

These are exceptionally well done, but I still find the thirst to be on Ellen grating. I’m totally open to the idea that I’m just being a cynical asshole though.

If this were the case you’d see people in therapy as a result of their past Halloween costumes.

I just dismissed 3 comments declaring that art is necessarily dangerous (WTF? Maybe don’t use your toddler brother in it then?) and that trains aren’t silent. Just fucking Google it. Read one of many, many articles by everyone from the fucking rail companies to newspapers to science blogs that say the exact same…

Hey, I’m just relieved you all survived Lord of the Flies. But I know it was always gratifying as an English major to encounter other students and professors who confirm ideas you had about certain books crammed down your throat in high school. I knew this book sucked! I knew I wasn’t the only one who thought so!

I keep thinking a train’s gonna splatter him

Sometimes when the great gifts of life don’t seem to be aligning, it is only the smallest mercies that keep us moving one day to the next.

Like having your back rubbed and your gut punched at the same time.

My body did that to me when I first started my meds! It was like, goodbye estrogen but hello testosterone and oxytocin. I was sick and yet I was horny. Our bodies are amazing and terrifying at the same time lol

I’m looking back at all my “2016 can suck a bag of dicks” type posts and realizing that 2017 is showing even less mercy. I take solace in all the fabulous women I have met, and continue to meet, as I drag my weary body on its way back to health. Not a Trump supporter to be seen in this cohort, I can tell you that.

Everyone celebrate. Our government is actively trying to kill us.

I’m actually making the argument that she’s been revealed to be a stupid, spoiled, selfish brat that no self-respecting person would entangle themselves with. But yeah, the fact that her dating circle is rooted in an environment inundated with women who are hotter and younger than her doesn’t help her situation…

angelina’s a mother. according to society, her vagina stopped being her own a long time ago.

So sorry, hon. I hope that you feel better soon.

“Throw the tiny man into the burlap bag you’re using as a purse and, ignoring his pleas for mercy, bring him back to your place to do the Lord’s work. (That’s a euphemism for boning.)“

“She’s been reading a lot about how to transform sexual energy into creative power...”

Throw the tiny man into the burlap bag you’re using as a purse and, ignoring his pleas for mercy, bring him back to your place to do the Lord’s work. (That’s a euphemism for boning.)

“...she doesn’t really identify with her own sexuality anymore.”