Oh yeah, let’s just coddle all the dumbfucks who voted for this demented, evil orangutan, and make sure they never understand that actions have consequences. I’m sure things will be juuuust fine.

Jesus Fucking Murphy these people.

Hey fcz1? Could I ask a favor of you?

It’s going to be awfully hard to pardon himself, Jared, Ivanka, Eric, and Donny Jr. when he’s Private Citizen Trump.

I’d love to know more about the psyche of people that see a woman in run-of-the-mill heels and feel the need to amend it with “stripper.” Yeah, heels were a bad, even dumb, choice, but this pejorative is so fucking typical of 2017 Jezebel. There’s plenty about her to be critical of without this petty BS.

Stripper heels? Come on. That’s just petty. Those are pretty standard.

Everyone who has had a baby has gotten raw sewage on their clothes. Washing machines work.

I see where you’re coming from. For example, these are just fine.

I’m guessing that if Melania had to put on duck boots, her head would explode, like that guy in Scanners.