But that is how kids look! Your partners grew up in a society that fetishizes young girls bodies and praises grown women to the degree they are able to replicate them. Your partners aren’t child molesters and there’s nothing morally wrong for any given person to go hairless if that's their preference, but it’s a…

Well, as someone who stopped shaving, I’m pretty sick of everyone telling me I’m unhygenic/gross/ugly/smelly and lazy because I have hair. I’m also tired of seeing dudes (who probably wouldn’t go down anyway) claim any hair on a woman is the reason they won’t eat her out.

That is correct, “winter has finally come” is not a spoiler.

Wait, where is the “t” in “super fan”? A la, sTan?!

“He looks smart.” That’s hilarious, never heard that about a newborn before.

When my mom gave birth to my older sister she was not an attractive baby at first. When my grandma came to visit she mentioned the unfortunate looking baby she'd just passed in the hall. It was my sister.

yes this is me. terrified pregnant lady. and im just gonna say it, that is not a cute baby. it looks like those baby plants in harry potter

My grandmother said childbirth was “like shitting a grand piano. With the lid up.” Grandma was right

Not trying to be an ass here, I know a woman who had to have a surrogacy for medical reasons and she regretted not being able to carry and bond with her daughter during a pregnancy. She was very thankful to have had the surrogate though (woman volunteered after hearing her story) and insurance.

....Where was your uterus before?

I would too. Whatever Roy may/may not have done, she’s taken a hell of a lot more heat than Jay who has basically been excused for apparently cheating on his wife.

I hate to break it to you, but this mess is really all your daddy’s fault.

I’m hoping for a group of guys that’s not crazy and plan a chill bachelor party weekend and she comes in and tears shit up and shows them all how to really do it right.

Since we’re all speculating, I’m guessing it will be about that kind of woman who has no female friends, calls herself “one of the guys”, and tries to hard to prove that “only guys get me, I can’t stand being around women”.

Perhaps it would have been relevant to include in your article that this is being developed by a woman (Tami Sagher, a writer for Inside Amy), based off a script originally written by another woman (Sascha Rothchild) and produced by Reese Witherspoon’s production company?

amen

Yes! I mean for someone with a short attention span, 69 is a nightmare. Either it starts feeling good and I slack off, or I can’t even get off because I’m concentrating on pleasuring the other person.

And now, a haiku:

You lost me here....

Step 1: Find three other people willing to bone me (at the same time)