I’m pretty sure those are the potato croquettes aka little balls of the smoothest mashed potatoes inside a golden coat of crunch. YES.

I think if you buy a bra mainly for looking at / taking off and you want to have this voluptuous look: yes, you want to either buy a push-up or a cup-size too small.

I think with a water resistant cover between you and the mozz it could be heaven. Like a waterbed, but firmer: a cheesebed.

fresh obvi

Yeah and he even admits that he doesn’t know everything and is open to discussion and wants to educate himself about feminism. Sounds pretty good to me.

This quote is actually perfect for the cultural studies paper I’m writing at the moment, it’s not even funny. I get the irony, but wherever it comes from, it does have depth and it probably makes a lot of people think, so maybe let’s not be a dick about a woman sharing this with her followers.

So this quote kind of made me laugh out loud in a surprised, almost shrieking manor and it brought me joy. Thank you for that.

I didn’t know/forgot he had daughters? Admitted, I would go crazy haha.

But I still think she should beat him, that way she would be sure of having the upper hand and maybe she’d feel more in charge of the whole situation or something. Or maybe not. Ahh I just want this ship to happen!

haha besties!

(lots of relief that you were not offended by that)

Just because you like corn flakes doesn’t mean this guy was a cool person. Read the article.

WTF. Also self-rape is the perfect example of a paradox.

Pretty sure you’re sticking it to him by eating it anyway since it probably has too much sugar and weird chemical additives for it to be what he wanted it to be. Otherwise just eat while masturbating.

YES! ALL THE STARS!

So you recommend it? Haven’t gotten around to seeing it and didn’t really intend anymore since they cancelled after the first season...

She likes NOTHING. Why write this if you’re clearly not that into television?

and he is voiced by Jason Sudeikis? he is hilarious!

That was what I meant. She’s afraid he’s mocking her and therefore wouldn’t dare to show interest for that would make her vulnerable. And no, she’s not most women, but we know she has a thing for wild-looking men with beards, so if she wasn’t scared of being made fun of she would probably be into it.

Yes! And also a little fear? I don’t think I’d know what to do with a man looking at me like that because I’m a little shy and insecure, so not sure what it feels like when men normally look at you like you’re a female version of the Mountain. Wouldn’t dare to be vulnerable enough to admit being flattered I think, let…