HURRRRRR I’M CONFUSED THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH SPORTS AND NOW I DON’T KNOW HOW I’M GONNA GIVE YOU MY MONEY HURRRRRR

I see you guys are on strike, and we’re here for you.

that is Very Fancy thank you for asking

Bullshit? Fuck that. The Bulgarians were clearly on PGH - Pumpkin Growth Hormone. Bastards need an asterisk by their world records.

The dope was in the crease!

Remember when they wiped out the ‘98-’99 championship results because of some bullshit doping charges?

I feel like venture capitalists would consider theft a sport, right?

Would like to take this opportunity to applaud the decision to link out to as many great non-sports stories as possible today:

This is good and now I hope Deadspin never covers sports again.
And if Jimbo gives you any trouble about Trump, explain that you’re dunking on him, and dunking is sports. 

Whew, Hey Dan! You scared us for a minute...the Deadspin homepage looks like the Splinter homepage looked when it got shut down!

Stealing pumpkins is a sport.

Man, I love people who self-own through being hilariously inept. You know, pumpkin thieves, thin-skinned vulture capitalist owners of blog sites, those kinds of folks.

Is Deadspin on strike? I think Deadspin might be on strike.

Do you mean bozos such as the one who can be reached at jim@g-omedia.com? 

Almost as bad an idea as Autoplay videos, or letting the bozos at G/OBros Media delete posts critical of their garbage ideas!

Unlike the bozos at G/OBros Media, who delete posts critical of them because they're too chickenshit to admit their ideas are bad.

Does this help?

I’m just going to say this in every Freddie Kitchens thread from now until the end of time. Perhaps letting their rookie QB hand pick the new head coach was a bad idea.

“Hey, we're not the Browns! How dare you sir" - G/O Media