I honestly feel like something like this will be what brings him down. Not legal issues, or ethical violations....it will be something like a crowd booing and wounding his fragile little ego that will cause him to quit and let the world know, arms crossed and lip sticking out, that he didn’t want to be president…

Translation: “We’re not going to be very good, so Zion’s going to sit until all of the early season tickets that were sold already just to see Zion are used, then he will debut so we can sell some more.”

Tough but fair. 

Yeah, sure, but also fuck the Yankees. 

I can’t remember when Troy Aikman showed that much emotion in commentary. It was actually pretty impressive.

But really, how many kinds of toilets are there? You’ve got ass, piss, vomit, and doggie drinking bowl.

Fun story - back when I was playing football we had an amazing O-Line. Two of the linemen went pro (I was not one of them). Our QB one day decided to yell at the 330lb future pro and call him a lazy fat fuck because the QB had fucked up his hand-off (QB took 3 steps instead of 2) and he was sacked by the other team’s…

“Companion language to Hebrew”

My wife and I have been looking for a spark in the bedroom, and surprisingly it was also Ryan Fitzpatrick. 

Spark

The Patriots can ship Jesus Christ himself over to the Jets with high confidence the Jets will wear him out, fuck him over and leave him demoralized enough to go back to Heaven with his tail between his legs before you can say “Easter.”

You mean because all the Skins players move as though one of their legs is caught in a bear trap?

Some people are like that. They can be genuinely kind, smart, engaging individuals in relaxed settings, but any sort of competition turns them into raging assholes. And with professional athletes, competing with millions of dollars at stake on the biggest stage, it’s even more extreme.

He’s kind of like the Richard Sherman of the NFL in his wavering between smart, thoughtful, outspoken guy and complete asshole.

Draymond Green’s a dick-and-balls-kicking asshole but he’s also right a lot of the time. For every can’t miss prospect like LeBron or KD or Zion, there’s a dozen guys every year who have the potential to have long, productive careers in the NBA and never get it because they don’t land in a situation that’ll help them…

He’s not wrong. Of course then the Knicks are out here wondering how certain teams keep getting lucky all the time. Truly a mystery. 

My son delivers pizza and he loves it and makes pretty good money with tips. (Actually, very good money since I subsidize gas, insurance, and car maintenance.) He demonstrated each of the personalities he uses depending on who answers the door.

As a fucking nerd, my first job of being a library page was about as cushy of a job as you can get. My second and third jobs (installing appliances and cater waiter) - less cushy, though I had the benefits of good tips at the former, and the experience of Spike Lee sneering bemusedly at me while he took tequila-glazed…

don’t forget that opportunity at the scholarship for winning that golf tournament against Judge Smails. 

90's for me and we did the same. Usually with Chi Chi’s (remember them?) or another place called Mongolian BBQ (massive customized stir fry). Once I got the fried ice cream from Chi Chi’s and hard to hide it in the walk-in freezer as everyone wanted it.