It makes me laugh that every new upgrade is just “tuck this in here, and fold this here, and this is how you can optimize your packing” and I’m like DUDE my satchel is the size of a loaf of bread, I don’t care how creatively you stack things on top of each other, all the balls/rocks/plants/berries/random trash crammed…

And then Disney buys Microsoft.  And then Amazon buys Disney.  And then the Vogons demolish the Earth to make way for a hyperspace bypass.

Hitman 3

Maybe they should have pulled those games. Maybe if these digital storefronts stop carrying broken games it would give publishers incentive to not release broken games. CDPR doesn’t care about you dude, you gain nothing by defending them.

keep in mind that 34.99 isn’t just for the console, it also covers 2 years of xbox live and game pass. which, if you paid for everything individually would cost you $859.

While I do prefer the first, Galaxy 2 is still an exceptional game, and I’m sad it’s not part of the 3D collection.

That’s a pretty normal reaction to pervasive, dehumanizing violence in the real world. Shock gives way to numbness as you try to cope, which eventually mutates into anger as you realize the pointless, destructive nature of it all. You’re mad all the time, you just want it to be over, but you can’t quit, not until the…

The California Condor would be extinct if not for zoos. Instead, it has a growing wild population.

I understand what you mean about zoos being problematic, especially since they were started in an era of white supremacy/imperialism and haven’t always been great about giving animals good environments. But they do do a really important job in keeping species alive that we humans may otherwise have killed off into…

Now that pretty much the entire game industry is delayed your work here is done.

No article on cruise lines is complete without mentioning how much they pollute, and how often they get caught dumping trash at sea.

As far as remasters go, all I ask for is a Super Mario Galaxy 1+2 collection.

Nasty. Nasty, nasty question. You’re a nasty person asking nasty questions. Remember when I fixed the economy and made Apple move iPhone manufacturing to America? I’ve also put Mike Pence in charge of keeping us all safe. Overall I’m doing fantastic with macarenavirus. Kristen Lee, she’s just not nice.

1st gear: Why  do the words 'Trump administration', 'chaos', and 'confusion' always appear together in the same article? 

I have played FF7 approx 35 times in the last 22 years of my life, I’m not playing FF7R expecting FF7, I’m playing FF7R for a BRAND NEW VISION of the game I played 22 years ago.

I find this whole “Pay $60 for 1/20 of the game is dumb” argument to be ridiculously stupid. You do realize that you’re paying not for the story but the new game in its entirety right? If you just want the story, I have news for you, just don’t buy it and watch a LetsPlay. You think Square can just crap out games of…

Hot take. Linearity isn’t inherently a bad thing.

Why is it that no writer at any point was ever willing to just commit to Kylo being a villain? He’s a wretched little rat bastard, he doesn’t need redemption just because his grandad did. Just let him be evil!

Its fine considering the evolution of social media and society in the last 20 years...