It’s like I’ve always said: if you eat a stranger’s ass in the parking lot before the game, your mouth will probably taste like ass afterwards.

My tin-hat theory is that the NFL will not allow the Lions to win until they give back the Thanksgiving game so that the NFL can have it in a bigger market. 

I think this defense is broadly right—but it still amounts to LeBron saying that the sensitivities of one of the world’s most brutal and repressive regimes should set boundaries on what people in the NBA say in public. Which is fuckin’ gross!

Daryl Morey, notedly averse to information

I understand the players are caught between a rock and a hard place. But this has to be one of the most craven capitulations to money I have ever seen by a major athlete. Should have kept quiet. His rationale is bullshit.

This is just fucking gross. Thats really all I can say about it.

I mean, LA clearly cares about NFL football. Just not necessarily about Chargers football (or the Rams necessarily either, judging from all the red at yesterdays game). But the owners don’t care who the people sitting in the stands cheer for. They paid for tickets, parking, probably a lot of beer and stuff, and their…

If you contracted the Chargers, their good players could go to other teams with better medical staffs.

This chart looks like an aquarium with a dead fish on the bottom left.

I totally believe that called strike was the ump’s way of avoiding any controversy. He was thinking “ I gotta ring this dude up before anything bad happens” lol

The same thing, over and over again. 

“I’ve got some free time today, I’ll try that fortnite my son keeps talking about.”

1 hour later

“Honey, I think something might be wrong with that boy”

While Livanart is dressed as a black character with black skin, she hasn’t applied make-up or paint; her transformation into Pyke is achieved through the wearing of a prosthetic suit. Critics see this as a loophole, and that the same intent as blackface—to alter your skin colour to match that of a black person, a…

At the very least it’s the world’s best disguise of a version update.

When your QB throws 5 picks the entire game is garbage time.

Grape Nuts start as a box of crumbs.

I thought Clayton Kershaw’s tribute to that last night was really beautiful.

On one hand, you have the Chinese government who wants the ability to extradite residents of Hong Kong with no oversight. The same Chinese government that regularly disappears people in it’s custody, and is running literal concentration camps for ethnic minorities and political dissidents.

Oh my god. OH MY GOD. I can’t believe that happened.