The only relevant question is “did Trump speak to Mueller under oath?”  Because if the answer is “yes,” then yes, he lied to him under oath.

Nintendo helped fund this game. I don’t think it’s likely.

Jared Goff knows all that stuff also and could easily explain to reporters the coverage of any team playing them ... with his earpiece in.

What does Frasier’s dad have to do with anything?

If spearing a stationary player that is down on one knee directly in the head with the top of your helmet is not egregious, would anything short of going Last Boy Scout and shooting a player in the middle of a play be egregious?

No, the punishment doesn’t fit the crime. The punishment fits because it’s fitting both this crime and all the other incredibly dangerous similar crimes he’s gone out of his way to commit on the field over the past decade. You get one DUI, you get a year in jail. If it’s your sixth one, the judge isn’t going to be…

If he’d only knocked a woman unconscious instead, they’d have him back in a month at worst.

Mitt Romney will add that this is “probably not what I would have done in the same situation.”

Black Hole 2020

The way to stem a possible civil war is to reprogram Grampa’s TV so that he can’t access Fox News.

He’s gonna talk a ton of shit then fold like always. It’s amazing how people constantly forget what a weak nothing of a man he is when push comes to shove.

Trump really needs to be careful though because the some in the GOP will only be quiet for so long.  

John Henry has a net worth of $2.7 billion.

“His name is Jock Strap King” and “He’s stronger than you think.”

If both guys get boners, then I think they should pick the flag back up. 

I checked all the porn this weekend, did not see him.

my man only knows one way to play: FULL THROTTLE

Fun Fact: Mike Leach is one of four P-5 Coaches who never played collegiate football.

Without the drinking, Drew is basically Jon Stewart’s character from half-baked now.

“World of Suck, you say? Guess I’m done visiting Orchids of Asia.”