I can’t believe the Patriots went to all this trouble to beat the Dolphins.

Agreed, he most definitely IS worth a shit.

He's being ironical.

Trump’s pretty good at golf, but it’d be easy to beat him, just have the round take place under the actual rules of golf. He blatantly cheats constantly according to everyone who’s ever played with him, and if he actually had to play without casually tossing his bad drives back on the fairway and getting gimmes for…

I honestly love that about baseball. All the millennial baseball hater takes of “omg it’s so long and slow who wants to sit for 4 hours watching nothing happen!” sort of miss the point. You can just have it on in the background while doing other stuff, enjoy the ambiance, and then pay more attention when something…

Burke doesn’t even work here anymore and he’s still giving Deadspin a solid 5 WAR.

Disclaimer: My brother sent me this. I did not make it myself 

Steve Smith has been the best wide receiver he’s ever played with, and it’s not even close. Greg Olsen has been his leading receiver since then. That organization had a generational talent at QB and failed abysmally to put even an adequate supporting cast around him.  

And don’t forget the NFL has a standing policy that, unlike Tom Brady or Aaron Rodgers, a defender using his helmet to smash Cam Newton’s helmet (and Russell Wilson’s) is not a personal foul and, in fact, is encouraged.

It’s insane to me that in the year of our Lord 2019 we’re still having “Cam Newton is selfish” conversations. The guy has had no offensive line, no noteworthy receivers, and a platoon of overrated running backs basically ever since he came in the league, and has muscled them to numerous playoff berths and a Super Bowl.

There isn’t even a debate to be had. Everyone knows who the better QB is. I mean, it’s right there in black and white.

Jeez Paul, why not just wear a sign that says "I'm a racist" on you at all times? Cuz that's one goddamn racist take.

Cam Newton is playing injured and probably has been playing injured for the last 3 or so years. He continued to play, because the Panther’s only other option at that point was...*check notes*...A literal robot who was programmed to throw turnovers and make racial slurs. He didn’t play because he was selfish, he played…

The most underrated band of the ‘90s was Poop Towel.

My wife fights with her mother constantly. It is hilarious because it is like she is arguing with herself. In my younger, extremely naive days I once got in the middle and got to experience the absolute pants shitting terror that was the two of them coming after me.