I recently moved from a small city with a popular minor-league baseball team to an even smaller city without one, and in all the things I calculated about making the decision to move, I didn’t realize how much I’d miss the simple pleasure of getting off of work, saying “fuck it, I’m not doing anything else with the…

Ideally we can get rid of the major league games too. Just analyze the swings of each team’s hitters, the spin rate of each team’s pitchers, and declare a champion.

The closest minor league park (single A Lakewood) to me offers $5 general admission tickets. Children five and under do not require tickets. On Sundays and Mondays, kids eat for free. Parking is $5. So when I take my kids, 5 and 7, to a game, I pay $10 for 2 tickets and $5 for parking. Once we get inside the…

Two thoughts competing in my head:

Old guys have been saying analytics will kill baseball, and I think even they would agree they were talking metaphorically. This dude is literally advocating for less baseball games because analytics don’t even need games to get the numbers. So I guess all the old guys yelling at clouds were kinda right?  This asshole…

Or, maybe people say “we” in reference to the team being a representation of the area where they live? I would say that the majority of the people who use “we” are not doing so with the idea that they are apart of the team, like fucking Seahawks 12th man fans. So no, the worst fans are the ones who say “oh, you’re on…

I’m not sure I’d want to see Intergluteal Cleft opening for anyone.

2-14, most likely. 

I don’t think they’re going to Vegas in a “down on my luck, nothing left to lose” way. More in a “haven’t been relevant in 30 years so I guess I’ll do a residency at the MGM” way.

And I looked back and saw only one set of footprints in the sand, and I asked God, “Why, when I needed you most, why did you abandon me?” God replied, “No, Antonio, it was then that I carried you. Because you cryogenically froze your fucking feet. This was one month ago! How do you not remember this?”

Apparently some people can get CTE from coaching football.

+1 pity star 

I think any team can reach a breaking point with someone like AB but he makes a very good point that the Raiders said they supported him and then after all the drama and him finally seeming set to go week one, they drop a fine on him for some shit that was weeks ago and say it voids his guaranteed money. It was a very…

“No, it’s bullshit. Treat everybody the same. If you’re not gonna show up for work ...”

I think the strength of Teigen’s response is in the fact that she’s just not taking his trolling seriously. She’s laughing at the trolling, and hitting him exactly where she knows it hurts him. She’s not using the words “pussy” and “bitch” because she thinks there’s anything wrong with women. She’s using the words…

This cuts him deeper then most insults because Trump deep down thinks women find him charming. So when a model or an actress show disdain for him he gets even more bitchy then normal

Trick-ass marks; mark-ass tricks.  He’s in there either way.

I am so sick and tired of Chrissy Teigen’s filthy mouth: the name-calling, the way she leads people at rallies calling for violence against minorities, the way she brags that she can grab people by the pussy, and can shoot people on 5th ave...

Your dog was a good dog.

I didn’t go on family trips the last couple years because we had an old dog with health issues. We weren’t going to put her in a kennel and I didn’t feel comfortable having a dog sitter, so I stayed home to take care of our little one.