Hey bud, you have 15 minutes to edit your comment. Just reminding you.

Compared to syphilis and Nickelback, maybe.

Eat a Snickers.

When I was 4, I peed my pants during a T-Ball game because I was sure my cup would hold it in. Wouldn’t have been such a big deal had it not been before the game had even started and I wasn’t standing next to the park bathrooms. The cup had holes in it too... Things haven’t gotten much better since then

“A single that isn’t a walk” is also known as a single.

It's NBA. You can score in your own basket

GETTING A HIT IN AN MLB GAME!

I honestly don’t know if I would be able to continue on if I lost my wife and little girl and the thought of ever experiencing an ounce of what he’s going through is turning my stomach.  Just an absolute tragedy

Court documents unsealed Thursday offer new details of the triple homicide, including that the victims were killed with a rifle and a sledgehammer

The Tenth Kicker sounds like a dystopian YA novel that is luckily only 30 pages long.

I almost miss the days where I could simply watch sports without any understanding of the business behind them. Honestly, I wish my college had offered a Sports Contracts course. This stuff is fascinating, even if you prefer just watching them play.

I want to live in the world where Carli Lloyd, in uniform, takes a knee during the anthem of a Colts-Falcons game, and a stadium full of 60,000 NFL fans suffer simultaneous brain aneurysms.

Listen, that kid knew concussions were part of the deal when he signed the contract. He’s neck deep in orange slices and pizza parties, so what’s he got to complain about?

“Some people are fans of the Los Angeles Chargers.”

65% of Charger fans have at one point lived in Philip Rivers’ ballsack.

If the Chargers can’t put a decent football team around him, then damnit, Philip Rivers is gonna make one.

well that’s just fucking horrible

But James Washington texted me, called me, talked to me in person, thanking me for that. And so the outside world was killing me for it; he thanked me and that’s all that really mattered. 

He also neglects to mention proper usage of the tilde, which is to approximate a value: e.g, “~80%” means “nearly 80%”.

Brackets [] are used in legal writing when you change or shorten a phrase within a quote from a case in order to make it generic to your argument or to fitgrammatically into your text.