The Cowboys are “America’s Team” in that we have a president who suggested we nuke hurricanes. That is the Cowboys.

Remember when Tony Romo retired and everyone was like, “LOL, bout time, mush brain.” Then he became an announcer was was actually enjoyable, interesting and insightful?
Jason Witten is bizzaro Tony Romo.

Rolled my eyes so hard I saw my own brain.

I’m a millennial that thankfully isn’t as destitute as all the rest claim to be on Twitter, but it’s still a solid $200 for me, wife, and toddler to go to a ballgame between tickets, bullshit “convenience fees” online, parking, and food. Going to a game has become a once, maybe twice a year thing for our family,…

Tell me more about baseball, guy who doesn’t watch baseball.

I can tell you why I don’t go to as many baseball games. I live 40 minutes from the stadium, it costs me $100+ for tickets for my family, another $50+ on food, and usually about $20 on parking. I went more as a kid because my dad was paying. And he was more financially stable (AKA wealthy) than I am.

Just get rid of interleague play. The best parts of baseball happen when clubs really hate eachother cause they play 40 times a year. I went to Pirates Reds this weekend. The stadium was packed to watch two terrible teams play. Why? Because the weather was perfect and these two teams have exciting games.

Spy vs. Spy? I thought MAD was shutting down.

“Sir, this is an empty room”

I honest to God have no idea who you’re arguing with right now.

Nobody can play the game without needing it at some atomic level, because so much of it is about denying that you actually hate a lot of it but can’t give it up.

Communism isn’t the only thing other than capitalism.

“because that great wealth allows us to take care of people” - but we’re not actually going to take care of those people because that costs money and I want to hoard all the money. 

The blackly funny thing about this is it mirrors an internal fight in the GOP over climate change.

I’m not going to lose that wealth. I’m not going to lose that wealth on dreams, on windmills, which, frankly, aren’t working too well.

Melania on that world leader thirst. She out here trying to trade in a ‘96 LeBaron with a broken soft top for a brand new Model 3. Girl, good luck with that everybody knows your credit is shit and you ain’t got no job. Be Best.

It’s kind of comforting that, whenever I think I’ve fully explored the depths of stupidity, someone like Dan Dakich comes along to prove me wrong.  

I could be wrong, but I believe he’s being sarcastic and simply showing how rediculous it is to compare what luck does with steel workers.

I’m not typically one to cast aspersions on people I don’t know, but if Dan Dakich’s family member is dealing with chronic work-related injuries, has earned $100 million in the last seven years, and has a degree in architectural design from Stanford, then he’s an idiot for continuing to show up every day at the steel…

Teams cut players two weeks before the season. Why should it be a one-way street?