I think Thomas didn’t go far enough. If he wanted to act like a true seahawk, he should have shit on Carroll’s head.

Countercounterpoint: Do some dang trades!

If this had happen during the Montreal portion of the Rays season, it would have been even more confusing because it would have all been in metric.

It’s not even a law! It’s a standing DOJ opinion!

I mean, if we get the repairs for free and our prior repair costs refunded, then what exactly are we losing by leaving the class action suit? That's the most we could have gotten out of that anyway. What more did we want, punitive damages for emotional suffering?

I think getting free joy-con repairs is probably going to be of greater benefit to most consumers than waiting out for any class-action suit payout.

Say you’re experiencing drift as well and they’ll probably repair it for free.

“If you wanted chicken you should have gone somewhere good, you piece of shit” is how I end all of my emails.

Any other fast food item is to be binged in a disgusting display shortly after purchase and then thrown away out in the dumpster so your spouse does not see what you’ve done again

I like how everyone is rattling off their bullshit regional chain restaurants. That’s against the rules, you don’t get to say the clearly better quality product holds up better than national stadium sponsoring size fast food fuckshacks.

During plebe summer at the Naval Academy (1997) one of my squadmates revealed that she had never seen Top Gun. She was roundly mocked, nicknamed Goose, and since plebes aren’t allowed to watch movies or listen to music, our platoon had to re-enact as much of the movie as we could remember, including the music. The…

If you dislike reheated pizza, it’s only because you have never reheated pizza in a skillet on the stove.

As the dad of two boys (6 and 10), I am right in the middle of the “Man sharing this hobby with my kids is so fun” because I’m watching them develop their own tastes and seeing their joy in discovery as they dabble into different games. I’m also unfortunately in the middle of “DAD, KIERAN UNPLUGGED THE PS4/SWITCH from…

Britain could have looked at the US, and had all the evidence laid before them about what happens when you elect a idiot, and they did it anyways.

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Nintendo, I love you, truly, but that response is not acceptable. I did exactly that. And then I called your support number. And I was told my Joy-Con was out of warranty and I paid you $40 to repair it. You were nice enough to waive the $10 shipping charge, at least. And then I was without a Joy-Con for a week. And…

If any game deserved to be priced at $80, it was The Witcher 3, and yet they still made a shit ton of money at the $60 price point. The $59.99 price tag is not the problem. The insane salaries of these CEOs and the demands of stockholders is. Bobby Kotick is the devil of the games industry, but he’s hardly alone in…

Arctic is burning. Amazon is being cut down at an incredible rate. Hurricanes are dropping more water as the climate changes. Unplanned Medical services can financial cripple a large chunk of Americans. Wages haven’t gone up in years. And I got an headache.