He feels shame, you see, because the Secret Service aborted the trip.

Its been my experience that nothing good ever happens when you wait until the last minute to start pulling things out.

I treat every trip to Walmart like a raid - you get in, do violence on the objective and get the fuck out, you stick to the list, don’t make eye contact and do your best to ignore the fat fucktard with the Glock on his hip in frozen foods.

He’s right about people in general, not just golfers. They don’t think ahead while in line. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve been in a TSA security line and half the people walk up to the podium and only then start pulling out their ID and boarding pass. Or they don’t get out the credit card at the store until all…

Another infuriating, stark reminder that abusers don’t fit any specific profile, they’re everywhere. Apologies for apparently being one of the few commenters who don't find this funny.

The idea that Goodell is closely aligned with the owners is nonsense. I am a Packers owner and I have never heard from Goodell.

I guess you two can’t play anymore, but that’s a really sad thing to plan for. Man. Great, now I am thinking about my kids.

Seriously though, great question! Paul managed to keep up with me as we played, so he never died. Will let you know as soon as I can get an online session going and someone dies. 

Great gif work.

Mattingley’s sideburns are still too long. 

Iiiiiiiin south Philadelphia with my mom
Up the first-base line was where I had my glove on
Chillin’ out maxin’ relaxin’ in my seat
And a foul ball comes shootin’ outside of my reach
When the only other kid who gave the slightest shit
Started out first and beat me to it
He got one little hug when he handed me the ball
McCart…

Fuck off. It’s not quite victim blaming, but it’s not far off. I don’t agree with Pelosi’s comments, but she has nothing to do with Trump/Republicans being racist fuckweasels.

A white supremacist whining about anti-semitism is peak stupid timeline

loling at the idea that Trumps supporters care about anti-Semitism beyond “let’s troll teh libs”. Be best, big guy.

My parents visited Denver from the south and like to talk about how they “love” Mexican because a couple times a month they’ll go to a white-bread place down there where Cholula is far too spicy for the clientele. First it took an endless ordeal to convince them not to go to Casa Bonita even though their friends swore…

A few years ago my aunts and uncles and some cousins on my mom’s side of the family came to New England to visit us. One part of her family is from Texas (I’ve visited, it was pretty cool) and the other are from where she grew up near Buffalo. Now Buffalo is known for two great culinary contributions to the american…

There’s already a moat there. It’s called the Rio Grande. 

I’ll give you a case for Texas, but it comes with the implicit understanding that there’s a huge difference between enjoying a place you visit occasionally and enjoying permanent residence there.

Also, a wall by itself is fucking useless. A 50 foot wall only needs a 51 foot ladder to conquer. The genius of a wall is it give you a tactical high ground to assail your enemy from (take note, idiots who think building a wall across the entire Mexican border is a good idea). If you build your moat between your…

I think you’re right about changing taste, but another big factor Drew ignores is that overall quality/freshness of food has just improved dramatically.

Re: Lounging