That seems like an enormous amount of information to render on a moving object in real time with ZERO lag, which is the standard you would need when you’re talking about augmenting the field of vision of someone judging something moving 90mph down to a fraction of an inch.

Robots can never match human umpires in the key skills of holding grudges and feuding.

Thing is, the tech will get better over the next few years. Humans (especially Angel Hernandez and Joe West) will not.

Australians: HAHA, Mate! “Rooted in Oakland” is like saying, “Fucked in Oakland!” Crickey!
Oaklanders: If we wanted to say that, we’d just say, “Raiders fan.”

For the record, Triscuits are thatched garbage

I respect this womans hustle. She is click bait incarnate and she is making bank of it now.

McDonald’s bizarre forays into elevated burgers and healthy salads happened because they saw their market share dropping, even as their profits climbed. They saw the signs of a massive increase in frequency of dining out, and couldn’t conceive of it not being about them. Rather than understand how they fit in a new…

To be fair, or as close as I will ever come to it, many of baseball’s issues are well beyond easy fixes.

Parents. Parents buy this for kids, just like the 3DS. It’s amazing how many of you still don’t understand Nintendo. 

Kids who just want to play Pokémon. 

Pee-kachu

I had a post-millennial relative (relative of my wife, actually) tell me last weekend that Kenny G. was the best musician of the 90s. Not Cobain or Ice Cube or TLC, Kenny fucking G. The guy who made mayo-infused “jazz” for Boomers who thought John Tesh was too edgy.

i mean, total transparency, she has never seemed sated afterwards.

I'm going out on a pretty sturdy limb in assuming King of the Hill fans are an outright majority on this site. I'll ride how I ride, thanks.

If you were a hot dog, would you eat yourself? I know I would.

I live in Oregon but once you get outside of Portland, Eugene and Bend we’re overrun with proudly uneducated white supremacist MAGAts. Though the same can be said for Washington anywhere outside of Seattle. I haven’t been to Idaho but I heard Cour d’Alane and areas up north are beautiful and Boise is really nice but…

As a 41-year-old Dad, Facebook’s algorithm has decided to place New Balance ads in my feed purely to fuck with my head. Not just any New Balance shoe, either. These are the classic white ones typically worn by an overweight 57-year-old with calf-high white socks and sweet pair of cargs as he mows the lawn.

“I’m an athlete.” No, you’re a fucking pig. King of the Hill had competitive eating sized up correctly fifteen years ago. It’s a sideshow.

That’s the thing about the Blues winning the Stanley Cup - it’s only been weeks and I already completely forgot that they won it. I found myself somehow surprised that they are indeed Stanley Cup Champions even though I watched that entire series.

Which states have the biggest disparity between how beautiful the state’s geography is and how terrible the people are?