This is excellent stuff, man. We’re really starting to see the multitude of ways the juiced/new balls are impacting pitchers, and it ain’t pretty. 

in your ongoing Requiem for the Mets season, this is the Díaz Irae

I’m just gonna go ahead and say that Bernie should do what he should’ve done before he announced his 2020 candidacy (his 2016 run was fine—and necessary): Step aside for Warren, and be the elder statesman he’s earned the right to be.

Not everyone needs to be President. Shit, President isn’t even the strongest office in…

Even Boston fans hate Boston fans.  

It’s time like this when Donald Sterling misses being a minority owner.

“This” is a weird spelling of Ivanka.

I umpire at the collegiate level, and I wear equipment I have ‘received’ from current major league umpires, and what we wear is more stable than what catchers wear, but a direct blow to the heart area will alarm anyone.

Bike riders are easily the worst. Fuck those clowns n their Lance Armstrong cosplay outfits all bombing down the rail trail at a whopping 15 mph like they’re training for the Tour so they can go to the craft brewery later and sit around in their too-tight shorts trading Strava readings while complaining that the IPA…

The best and easiest way to eat salad (leaf and crouton) is to pick up a fistful and put it in your mouth. If you’re into dressing (I am), before you chew you then squirt the dressing in your mouth. Repeat until satisfied.

“Tank” didn’t volunteer to be the catcher because he intended to run and back up plays at first, that’s for damn sure.

Awfully presumptuous to assume a beer league softball catcher is going to do anything other than take a sip of Natty Light once the ball is put in play.

“I don’t even want to talk about that,” Johnson said. “I don’t have no reason to talk about that. I don’t even talk about the Lions.”

Disagree. It sounds like some of the exchanges happened the day after the alleged assault including possibly asking for souvenirs. If this is the case that is a huge hole in her accusations.

I couldn’t agree more. As one of the longest standing members here that saw most of the longtime community drop The AV Club—primarily because of the Kinjapocalypse—one of my biggest pop culture disappointments is just how much this site went downhill during the Univision takeover in general, and still suffers to this…

AV Club: Kinja was pretty disappointing.

On the one hand, this is a fairly harmless and funny prank. On the other hand, this guy runs a parody Steve Berthiaume account for some reason. 

Finally, something good happened on Twitter

I have been both the hitter and fielder in this scenario.

I never thought we’d see some of those columns that Drew wrote while he his brain was all scrambled up. Thanks for sharing.