Nope; it should have been done a while ago.

The stadiums are designed to distract you no matter what age you are, even when players are at-bat. Vendors, stuff on the video boards, food and drink...the teams/orgs themselves are doing what they can to keep you from paying full attention.

And nevermind how fucking fast…

For what it’s worth, this is from the Astros’ game thread on Reddit:

“She is going be OK according to my mom. She was 4 rows away and just talked to security guard who said they are taking her to hospital for precautionary but early signs are good.

I mean, how can I deny THIS face??!?

I think it’s her complete lack of concern for the guy she just drilled in the face that really caps it.

There should be a special place in hell for people who do that to their animals.

The BEST thing about getting into weed as an adult now is there are so many choices! Strains engineered to produce specific effects, edibles in every form and probably the most adult thing ever: consistency. Your drug dealer back in the day was not usually a grower and weed changed hands so often that no one really…

The cold budweiser I shared with my grandpa around 10:30 am after four hours of hard work at the cabin, only to get glared at by my grandmother for drinking so early in the day, is still one of my best drinks I’ve ever had.

I too am a handkerchief man. Quite versatile indeed, old chap.

RE: “miracle napkin-tissue-paper towel product” 

“I’ve met old fogies. They don’t need an excuse to start drinking. They get right down to business.”

I bet he fucking planned it, too. Killed ‘em with Mallex aforethought.

Player Chooses Christ, Church Over College

To be fair, this wouldn’t have been a problem in the NCAA, either.

Yeah, except it wasn’t.

lotta guys out there robbing Peter for him

This Paul guy must have lots of money if they keep referring to him as “Rich Paul.”

The deaths of my heroes allow me to focus on what is truly important: me.

Personally, I think it’s extremely good and not horrifically scary that our country is run by a grotesque cabal of sundowning racist grandpas.

this is not even the most popular gif of Alex Len in warmups

Every year I tell my students that “Respect is not earned. It is lost.”