Love that you just put Brian Regan’s voice in my head

Also, with the exception of commercials, sports don’t flash around as much as shit like sitcoms (or, uh, commercials). Much longer screen shots. That’s the justification I use because it’s not as much of an ADD image-fest

You mentioned it’s in your top three party games.

Even Joe Maddon said that the time he was really worried about in the postseason was a potential game 5 against Cueto...

I was a horrible teenager. I was friends with a kid for a couple years, smoking his free weed like daily. Then I moved on to a new friend and to a deeper level of assholery. One drunken night Old Friend gave me a ride at a party, so I returned his favor by blacking out and throwing up in his car. Fast forward a few…

A friend of mine kept calling me Patricia. I kicked him in the teeth. Never has remorse been so instant.

Kiwi skin eater here. Unlike popcorn or peanut shells, the fuzz on the outside isn’t going to do anything to harm you...and honestly, I don’t even notice it with the tart-ass kiwi meat anyway. Plus, there’s hella nutrients in the skin!

Yeah, only one of them was nice. “The Nice Guy”

I cannot give this enough stars. Telestrations is a really fun game, but some of the stuff they have you draw is so lame (“Martini”). Not to mention, you know there isn’t gonna be anything outrageous as a clue, so your guesses tend to be a bit tamer. Having to draw “two midgets shitting in a bucket” really kicks…

I just want an-all fishing DLC

I know this is a wild idea to throw around on the internet, but maybe he should just have a civil conversation with the bride and propose the “neatly trimmed” option. Then if she really sticks to her crazy guns you can make the decision based off that, but I think that just defying her wishes without a discussion is a…

I work for a tech company for a team that supports sales, so we’re in our own little bubble...and we’re the technical help, so I assume the sales guys don’t want to piss us off because they don’t know a API from an IPA.

Haha I hear you...but I think the actual answer may disappoint.

RE: TSA

I’m going to be a dad in 3 months. What’s some “new dad advice” that the parents on this site have?

Our college apartment was in The Village, so we called it The Villagio

Putting your bare hand into a shared salad bowl? Deplorable

Well by the sounds of it, it’s a good thing you’re not hearing it too often then

The SnapMap is what really motivated me to buy the game. They’ve got Horde Mode built in, and tons of other fun layered challenges. It’s personally not my style to go in and build any of this myself, but it’s an ever-expanding reason to keep playing this beautiful gut-fest.

I understand that you feel that way, but it is actually delicious. I was horrified and disgusted with my brother when he first introduced me to the idea, but then once I finally caved and tried it...so tasty.