Best Kid Rock song

I JUST did this actually, and all in all I am pretty pleased.

Not if you angle your dong to pee behind the knee that’s not touching the ground.

And 99.99% of mound chargings have no intention of turning into actual fights, just posturing and name calling and HOLD ME BACK BRO

He also looks like Uncle Rico 20 years after Napoleon Dynamite

I was more interested in hearing who your favorite was...

Two suggestions for phone cases that are totally dependent on lifestyle:

...and then?

Millenials are thin? I thought we were fat and diabetic from our sedentary lifestyle suckling on our parents’ teats

Shit, kids eat paste and lead chips because they’re slightly sweet. Imagine them finding a whole jar of “candies” in a drawer

Cuz you don’t want them enjoying the taste. Then they will get their grubby little mitts on it when they’re not sick and overdose

“but I guess I’m an optimist”

Similar story for me, except it was getting back into a condo with a girl. She fumbled the keys, they fell between the slats of the porch: irretrievable. After 2 hours of attempting to break in through various methods and a sleeping landlord, I kicked the door in. It was a glass door.

RE: Toilet seat wiping

Just because it says an area is cleared or your mission for clearing an area is complete, does NOT mean that you are in the clear. In fact, I’ve found it’s more the opposite and there are another 20 ghouls roaming around waiting to tear my throat out. Be sure to be on your toes as you sweep the rest of the area.

Posting this here because I’m still in the greys...

This is by far the best addition to the Funbag this year!

Why is Drew so involved in this chat? It feels like every other session you’s guys have, he’s the only one not participating.

My first PlayStation was also my first gaming console (that I owned). In order to get it, a buddy and I banded together during our annual magazine subscription sale. 50 sales were nothing with our powers combined!

My wife does this for me, and it’s the best deodorant/anti-perspirant I’ve ever used (and I’m a heavy sweater). Only 4 ingredients (NO aluminum thanks):