I had a college history professor that was convinced that we were going to quietly, and non-lethally, annex Canada within the next 30 years because of their water resources. Makes a lot of sense really - especially considering that California is already trying to siphon off Washington’s drizzle.

This deserves more love

One word: WATER

The Chub in the Schlub

Pleat my Meat

Tacky in Khaki

Fresh Pleat

RE: Flying arm position

Vibrating phones: put them on a stack of sticky notes.

Put your phone on top of a pile of sticky notes. Problem solved

RE: cryogenics

RE: cryogenics

Touche, but I’ve always thought/hoped (clearly mistakenly) that our wonderful Deadspin peers are assholes online more because they get to hide behind cartoon pictures of lions while they talk shit and don’t have to run the risk of getting throat punched by a guy with an eyepatch, than being outright assholes in real…

People really yell stuff at you? Whenever I see someone with something like that (eye-patch, prosthetic limb, etc) the last thing I would ever do is to draw attention to it - ESPECIALLY in a dickish way.

RE: Ideal flight.

The rule I’ve always abided by is that you never speak to someone not on your own station...meaning that if you are pissing, you don’t talk to a dumper - and vice versa. Also, if you don’t enter with that person, don’t talk to them until you’re both done with your bidness.

I thought he looked like he’d seen a ghost. His eyes were all vacant and he was wandering around like he’d just huffed some ether. Horrible feeling

No but really, why Toad’s Turnpike?

But will it work with Comcast? Out here in Seattle, I'm still stymied because HBOGo won't work from a Comcast service.

South Park just put out a 2 part on this exact topic. You are now officially a "grandpa"