My ex-gf's sister was instructed to go out and start the grill so we could BBQ up some delicious steaks. She waddled out, fired it up, and waddled back in.

RE: stand up "comedian"

And working as an intern doesn't bring in millions of dollars to the school.

But the percentage of players who go on to make millions in the NFL is probably LESS than the percentage of other students who go on to make millions on their own with their degrees.

Jim Tomsula eats soup with a fork...wait...

Jim Tomsula sleeps with socks on

I dunno man. I used to coach HS football (because somehow my brother playing college football was all the qualification I needed) and one of my better speeches involved smacking the shit out of the whiteboard.

Seriously though, I have NEVER been to a manageable Trader Joes parking lot. As someone with parking anxiety (aka I suck at parking), this is enough for me to dissuade the wife to go there every week.

I actively go out of my way to find Pliny every time I make a trip to SF.

Kluwe, that you?

Old man taeks:

Yup, I coached a kid in football who had the same thing. But I guess as part of the procedure, he didn't have a fully functional sphincter so if he pushed it too hard...well...they freshmen would have some extra laundry to do.

I used to be a teacher in small town Idaho, and we had a 4 day school week. It was HEAVENLY. We had longer school days sure, but once you get going you didn't even notice it. Also, we had to go in and "work" 8 half-days a year, but I'd just go in sweats and crank up music. Coaching would screw with it a bit, but man,…

Yup, no disagreements here either. I've spent all day waffling over both sides of this argument, because Bruce is calling me later today for advice on his final decision.

The issues are the risk of injury and the risk of Bum being off his game, right? If he starts the game and goes through his normal progressions, there is less of a chance of either of those happening I think. His coming in from the bullpen if things get hairy only increase the chances of both of those risks happening…

I'm with you here too. I think I'd rather hedge my bets towards the best the Giants have instead of hoping we don't cut the blue wire (or is the red wire?!) again.

Per the "how do they contact players about practice" question - I played college baseball for a shitty little liberal arts school, and we would have to "check the board" outside outside our coaches office every day to find out practice plans. I imagine this was to give him more time to plan out the next day's…

At our work we have the same annoying rules about locking your computer, so when someone leaves it unlocked we send out mass emails with embarrassing shit in it - "Oily Donkey Rodeo at my house this weekend!" - which is great amongst groups but so terrible when moron execs do it to each other..."FREE HUGS YOU GUYS" -…

* Spitting gum into the urinal

Honestly, that's the best way to DNA test someone from the asshole gene

Truth...my bitterness just comes from dropping from 1st or 2nd to 6th or 8th right at the end.