I recently started a new medication and now I frequently have night sweats. Like, “I wake up to pee and come back to a giant, cold puddle in my bed” night sweats.

I recently started a new medication and now I frequently have night sweats. Like, “I wake up to pee and come back to…

Very little surprises me as I watch Trump soar to the top of every form of Worst POTUS list (including Worst Impeached President), but destroying my favorite chain restaurant? I did not see that coming.

Personal responsibility is required in the US, except if you’re a republican, corporation or business, I guess.

They’re not being helpful to their employees at restaurants that have closed, putting some on "furlough" instead of actually laying them off, so they're not able to collect unemployment. Perhaps this will change if they choose to divert rent money to their employees...

Oh c’mon man! Just....just fuck you ok, Meloni! All buff and hunky an shit! I could look just like that...if I didn’t live on Little Debbie snack cakes and whatever cola is on sale this week. And also if I was handsome. So...just....shut up Meloni! Nice kilt, dork! <sniffle>

S this is where I get nerdy and explain that a *properly* made, high quality kilt will NEVER have the first pleat kick out like that.

He may be wearing glasses or a kilt or whatever, but that goatee is wearing an Adidas tracksuit 24-7.

Kilts are very flattering on pretty much everyone. I’ve been doing highland games* and have heard them referred to as “fat guy lingerie.”  And you couldn’t appreciate his butt it because of the pleats. 

Oh for the love of Jeff...

“Richard Pound” is fine though.  Why he calls himself “Dick” is the real question.  

I just can’t understand the parents in a situation like this. Couldn’t you have named him Andrew? James? Corbin? Ezra? Literally anything other than Richard would have been acceptable. I mean, I realize he’s probably Dick Pound the 3rd or something like that, but even if it’s the world’s shittiest family name that does…

This,

I’m calling it as my new Drag King name.  It’s mine.  I call it. 

She must be a Kazuya main

Who is Marshall Law and why does she have beef with him?

Evangeline Lilly might value her freedom over her health, but it’s not just her health on the line — it’s other people’s health. And since she’s living with someone with leukemia, she should know better.

I really love that the only thing keeping the Jonas Brothers relevant is how cool their wives are.

This seems like a good time to remind everyone that Apple and Facebook have a cash reserve of over 250 Billion combined.

I’m surprised that the whole thing wasn’t an interpretive dance routine. He’s evidently not part of the creative staff.