Tell the olds that libs and millennials are really worried about the coronavirus and they’ll start licking doorknobs just to stick it to us. 

I feel like I’m going to have a heart attack from Coronavirus anxiety. Not just from the pandemic, but from my in-laws’ constant communication about it. Now, I fully acknowledge that my situation is relatively minor compared to some. But I have severe asthma, and am immunocompromised. I’m also taking meds that make me…

Yes, she made him promise to do something that he is “allowed” to do per some regulation. It is my guess, he was reluctant to say Yes to her question because of two reasons 1) He is a Trump sycophant and he has to get permission from Trump. 2) Because he is a sycophant, he doesn’t know how and can’t do his job.

I love how Trump has established the stock market as the barometer of his presidency, so much so that he could only be bothered to care about this pandemic after the stock market has taken a beating...and his attempt to stop the slide resulted in the single worst day for stocks in a generation. Nice work! Remember…

Have you considered being more alarmist simply for the entertainment value?

The Global Times is a tabloid in China that spread the misinformation that COVID19 causes infertility in men. Is it true? Nah. Is it hilarious? I mean, a little? If you just... if you just let yourself embrace the insanity, it’s kind of…

YES. THIS. THANK YOU. HERE, HAVE SOME PANIC CONTENT:

We have a wedding to attend in May in New Orleans. We’re in NYC. We are in full blown panic and it’s a god damn delight. You know what’s really good content for family panic chats? Charts in gif or video forms. Try this:

/sinister laughter

My family has been in full blown panic mode since mid-January before it was cool. My parents bought masks before there was even 1 confirmed case in the U.S. (I know, this is bad, we told them and they forwarded them to medical professionals, the masks are gone now. Well, the medical masks are. They…

We are all already anxious people, and we all work in a tourist site that gets 5million visitors a year, and take public transportation in the 6th largest city in the country.

I’m at a university too, with the same stipulations — staff members are to report as normal. How anyone thinks this is a good idea is beyond me.

I have started a rough draft for a screenplay to be produced for when everyone is allowed to go back into movie theaters.

It’s been a shitshow, and we don’t even have a group chat.

My parents split up when I was little and their respective sides of the family could not be more different in my Facebook timeline. On my mom’s side it’s all stuff about making sure you wash your hands enough and buy cough medicine before you get sick because it could be harder to find later. On my dad’s side, it’s…

Not great. Includes myself and another friend who are married to an ICU and ER doc, respectively. We have been discussing how we might try to sequester them within our own homes so we don’t expose each other (lots of healthcare workers are thinking they will end up positive—thought not necessarily symptomatic— at some…

Mostly me saying “if I get quarantined for two weeks with four kids I’m going to eat my own face off.” Oh and inappropriate memes about penises from Mom and my brother.

I don’t have a family group chat because it would just be racist memes. Same reason I’m not connected to them on FB anymore.

I REF USE 2 TOUCH MY KEY BOARDS SO EYE M VOICE TEXT SING EVERYTHING PERIOD

My family group chat is so bad, I am lovingly being asked to keep my family’s plans to fly domestically to see my in-laws for spring break in two weeks. Back in November, that sounded so great. Yes, that plan meant we would spend a week in a house in a retirement community that is meant for two adults with an…

My friends and I are just hoping trump will continue to hold rallies. 

My mom has called once to laugh at me about how my employer, a university that has moved classes to remote learning, insists on making administrators still report to their work desks even though we have all the protocols and resources to handle working remotely.