Same. I hadn’t heard that she left feminism (her piece on *F*eminism was apparently published during a really shit year for me and I missed it completely). It interesting that Soraya Roberts didn’t specify what BFP’s current situation is, tho probably that’s because she wants to get on with her life. I wonder if she’s…

Brunch and Bitch is a thing I can get behind.

And here’s my broke ass with a string of led Christmas lights, command strips, and a scentsy fired up and balanced on the toilet lid.

I inhaled my coffee at this one. I am alive and still laughing.

Ah, the accuracy. 

Thats not bad.

HELL YES

Invader Zim called it The Foodening and I have ever since. Literally it’s a day celebrating gluttony just lean in.

‘She thinks it will make her look more literate'

So does Post Malone cosplay Rowlf the Dog all the time or just in public?

Listen, if my marriage breaks up and my husband decides to notify me via celebrity I am going to expect AT LEAST a professional punching bag like Anthony Scaramucci or even Sean Spicer if he’s free and topped up on his welbutrin.

I am giggling but also crying.

This theory is upsettingly solid.

I don’t know why this particular bit is so upsetting to me in the wide scheme of dumbassedry that’s going on here, but CIRCADIAN RHYTHMS are set by your BRAIN and NOT YOUR ASS no matter how stupid you are.

Dropping in late to spread the word about my love for Soma bras. They *technically* have brick and mortar (tho my local one left because the mall itself failed) but they are also online.

Ccognitive Behavioral Therapy is one of the few methods that has quantitatively proven results. But it does take work and time and effort. Thank you for sharing!

Ugh. This ‘my turn’ theory is one I’ve also been kicking around with zero enthusiasm. I have been so good at prioritizing my various heartbreaks and traumas that I’ve developed a teflon coating about it all. I mean, if my own mother can’t love me and I survived that, who the fuck could touch me after that?…

I hadn’t had one before, tho I’d seen them. It was super weird because part of my brain was separated enough at the time to clinically assess my symptoms (I work in mental health) while they were happening realtime, but I wasn’t able to stop or even slow my progression of symptoms at all. God.

I got electrocuted accidentally when I was in junior high so now I literally pay a handy person to change all of my lightbulbs if my husband isn’t home. I have big ol lights at all the entry points in my house (which are on from dusk to dawn) and I refuse to sleep on the ground floor ever again. All of our solutions se…

That IS the thing that goes missing first, so yeah.