When I was a kid I had to share a bathroom with my siblings which wasn’t usually a big deal since we were spaced apart enough that we got up at different times in the morning for school. Summertime was different, tho. We would bumrush each other to the toilet in the mornings. I was older, so I could hold it better,…

Once again, gotta reccomend losing the pants. Lol

Make a podcast bit about it. My former history teacher has a bunch of platforms he's used for his History According to Bob show. He very openly talks about the cost of things and how he's doing (and not doing) things. You can set it to be a minute or so before you go into your actual show and just tell your…

yesssss this.

But see this isn’t a weird thing, this is a thing that ends relationships. Super normal!

...I like you.

Of course!

yes.

Oui, je sais!

Je comprends. Parlez-vous avec moi et nous allons conquérir le monde.

I cannot recommend enough trying it pantsless. There’s a certain verve.

I talk to myself and sometimes re-argue past arguments with people who a) are not there to defend themselves and b) I haven’t spoken to in years. Pantsless of course, because fuck pants.

I would say that if one were attempting to emotionally connect to a lump of plastic and failed... that's fine. I mean, she didn't even have wifi, so.

Yeah, there’s a core demographic that is pushing for this change and they’ve found a few dupes in the area to help cover their intentions, but the money always tells the truth. This was a gentrification land-grab wrapped in false sentiment. It doesn’t condense into headlines well.

Did you not actually read my post?

Here in KCMO we overturned a city hall action renaming our Paseo Boulevard after MLK. This will seem like we have gone backwards, but in effect, the city had pushed the rename thru against a few operational ordinances and the purpose of the name change (it bears mentioning that we were one of the last major cities…

Fuck these motherfuckers.

So is Great Hills Partners a real company or is this some shell game bullshit? And Simon Anderson can suck my whole ass. Lauren: I have loved you and your writing and this site for lo, the 5+ years I’ve been here, but this is some bullshit. Call this my swan song I guess, cuz I’m done.

If you haven’t noticed, Jez has been ‘hollowed out’ (s/o to maraleia) in the last year. Lauren is one of less than a handful of writers that have been on staff for longer than 14 months. Deadspin’s death was quick and dignified comparatively.

This really fucking sucks. I come here for all kinds of news, and deadspin is part of my news. Or was. I appreciated their willingness to show how sports and the wider world fit together. One can’t just ‘stick to sports’ if one genuinely loves sports because SPORTS ARE MORE THAN A FUCKING GAME, AND SO ARE UNIONS. ✊✊✊🖕