I have just been marinating mine directly in whiskey, but I’ll try this recipe.

I was in one of the Kansas City, Missouri suburban school districts, graduated in 2001.

Yes, this is the first I’ve heard that he may have been violent with Reese Witherspoon. I am aghast.

That is the shoe equivalent of a tumor.

To remind us of our purely decorative past.

My firsthand experience is that no, they do not know what feet look like.

Jesus that Justin Murphy tweet. Like, every single line of it is so fundamentally fucked up.

Also, there has been a diffusion of responsibility that has deeply contributed to the situation. Individual efforts to curb consumption will never be able to counteract the effects of industrial waste. 

I think that our parents/teachers/communities *not* emphasizing the threat was common. We grew up in the heyday of capitalism; being thrifty (while once a lauded lifeskill) was suddenly old-fashioned and possibly un-American.

Oh yeah. Jimmy Carter in the late 70's was roundly mocked for cutting the WH’s energy consumption and supplementing with solar power. After the energy crisis in the early 70's he made it clear that reliance on foreign oil was a security issue, but imagine how different things would be if Reagan didn't dismantle all…

I am a bit older than you, but I remember clearly being told in 5th grade, circa 1994, that climate change was at least a century away, and that the ‘reduce, reuse, recycle’ mindset was morally superior but not ethically necessary in our lifetimes. In fact, my high school science teacher circa 1997, was adamant that…

Same, but what an incredibly low bar this is. I guess I’m being a bitch, Emma was filmed four years after Thelma and Louise and he had starred in A River Runs Though It, Legends of the Fall, Interview with a Vampire in the interim. AND Se7en and 12 Monkeys were out that year. Pitt definitely wasn’t a nobody in…

So? Why do you think the financial investments of ONE of his companies equates respectable personal behavior? He, like every other person on this planet, is more than the sum of his pocket change.

It’s been a minute since Brad Pitt did anything that made me proud of him, but I’ll take this. He seems to be a genuinely nice person, once all the self-aggrandizing bullshit of celebrity is washed away. I went to school with one of his cousins and from all accounts their family is as functional as any in rural…

See! I knew I wasn’t alone! One, I played D&D as a kid, so I fucking love orcs, 2, Will Smith’s fed up face defined my teens. 3, Joel Edgerton as an orc really works, and definitely didn’t in anyway remind me of my ex, so watching his thud-stupid character get shot was not AT ALL cathartic. Yeah. Great movie.

I'm pretty sure they're adding this filler content in preparation for Disney's streaming service taking a good third of their other stuff, but what do I know, I actually really liked Bright.

41st and Bellefontaine and they’re asking $65K!? I bought my house for roughly $80k, it has the same number of bedrooms and baths, and is larger by 300 square feet. Mine also is in a school district that doesn’t regularly lose accreditation, has grocery stores within 2 miles and shopping/nightlife within one. Also?…

When I read ‘underserved markets’ I got really excited for rural population hubs, but no.

Same.

For me, the art installation read as closure, but only because she showed up. If it had just been a replica of the Resolute desk and those sheaves of printed emails it would have been a very different, much weaker, piece. Like here she is, in this shitty facsimile of reality that we all are now forced to inhabit,…