I have been making stone fruit gallettes and I can’t quit. Tomorrow tho, I’m making a less sugary meal at my husband’s request: buttermilk fried chicken and moroccan carrots. I’m a little suprised at the carrot recipe, when I checked my pantry I discovered I had everything but the actual carrots. Hooray for…

Yaaaaay baby! I’m so happy for you!

Same. I knew a girl who would take her gauges out in public and I feel sick remembering her sad limp ear lobes. 

I’m screaming.

I keep giggling at these. So chonk.

I had one with 3 legs that got up to 21lbs. You get the biggest fucking carrier you can find and pray. Mine lunged at a dachshund at the vet’s once and he shifted the carrier 5 inches. Both the dachshund and her mom were horrified.

That's fair.

That makes you an art kid too, I'm afraid. Welcome to the odd, usually smudged, family!

Art kids represent!

+1 creeper in the shrubbery

Holy fuck that ‘interactive painting...’ jesus.

This painting is so fucking lazy. Like, yes, Ashley Reese, that IS a cathedral, because it’s the worst rendering of the interior of Notre Dame that I’ve seen since Disney’s Hunchback movie. There are so many, many things Mcnaughton should be ashamed of irrespective of his ‘art’ but this shit is e g r e g i o u s l y b…

I also thought it was Dr King. That made me reaaaaaally fucking mad, but fine. I think the lady is Betsy DeVos back when she was fresh.

Oh god the accuracy.

This is the kind of content that I, a Kansas Citian from Independence Missouri, need on a Sunday morning.

Yeah, that just needs an herb garden or something. Rain chains and bamboo windchimes, too.

And here I’d thought her sex doll was involved. Nope!

And here I’d thought her sex doll was involved. Nope!

NZ tv is fucking amazing.

This is the kind of microscopic inspection (and introspection!) that I appreciate. A fine job, I think you should definitely final.