Regardless of whichever version of events is true, I'm really hoping that his fight had everything to do with the pronunciation of "jaguar."

How pissed off do you think Tom Ley is that he was born white...and that also autocorrect continually tries to make his last name Leg

What happened to the comment chain where many agreed Tom is the worst writer on the site?

Hey, it's Ley trying to make this a racism thing. Shocker.

Shhhhh...don't use logic and common sense you F'ing racist!!!

This story has been covered several times on this site already. Good job, Deadspin. You're very racially sensitive, and I'll personally nominate you for a special award.

This is a huge reach of an "article" if I've ever seen one. Take this nonsense over to BR.

you guys are really going all-in on this troll-bait racism angle, huh?

Wait, we're now judging people for attempting to inspire someone with words used in a different, perhaps more meaningful context? I really need some guidance then—exactly what is the widely-accepted criteria for meaningfulness? Can we only use them if we are of the same race? Can we only win one for the gipper if…

"Laughter is the best medicine."

(Old man fakes out opponent, drives and dunks.)
(Crowd goes wild.)
(Old man sets pick, rolls to the baseline for an alley-opp.)
(Crowd goes wild)
(Old man dribbles aimelessly for 22 seconds, attracts a triple-team, refuses to acknowledge open man, chucks 32 footer and erroneously yells "Bucket!" as the ball caroms high…

Coming soon: the final installment, featuring Uncle Tom as the perimeter sharpshooter with unimpeachable fundamentals.

It wasn't the makeup that fooled people, it was Nate Robinson playing unselfish basketball.

"Hey old man get off the court we are trying to play! Move it grandpa! Oh wait, aren't you .. you kinda look like .. nah it couldn't be.."

The people who say this shit are the people who have a legitimate shot at losing in a fight to a woman.

"I guess I’ve just got to take people’s knees out," he said. "That’s the only way"

But if they believe there was correlation and causation, who is determinism to say otherwise?

What happened? I just looked away from my hairline for a second.
— LeBron James

If there's grass on the field, play... a well-orchestrated tribute to a pop star once accused of child molestation.

Kinda odd that they chose to end with the controversial "splits/Sieg Heil" portion of MJ's career, but still, well done.