She's America's cheery, yet pensive girlfriend. She's dating all of us, whether or not we know it.

Which one is Kara Brown

He'd better be careful – insisting that women and mothers have an innate understanding of illness and public health is one slippery slope away to thinking women are capable of exercising reproductive autonomy.

While on Thursday he'd suggested that he felt physically fine and didn't think he had Ebola–"But do any of us know for sure?" .... Gohmert also said that he thought there was "some deal" between the United States and West African nations–"that's why they won't do a travel ban"–

I just love how the hypocrisy and paranoia shows in all of his statements. There's so much of it, and it's so stupid, it's actually funny.

Gohmert also said that he thought there was "some deal" between the United States and West African nations–"that's why they won't do a travel ban"

You mean....yours isn't haunted???

"The stress he's endured since the shooting [of a woman who had expressed fear of him, whose actions he'd berated and controlled like a jealous angry toddler, and whom was one in long line of women that he'd fucked over] was punishment enough."

"My disability doesn't prevent me from committing murder but it does warrant giving me a lighter sentence for aforementioned murder."

Logic fail.

I have been peed upon many times by my pigs.

I know, but sometimes we just don't make it.

Guinea pigs have tiny bladders and need to pee like every 10-15 minutes. If they start getting restless while they are in your lap, put them back in their cage and they will pee there. They don't LIKE peeing on your head Mark. They tried to find somewhere else to do it, but with a brain the size of a Lima bean their…

If you don't swear at your pets at home, they're just going to learn those words on the street.

Yeah, and how the more people you're fucking, the higher your worth...IF YOU ARE A STRAIGHT DUDE

I will not address the awful comments. I'll move on to something else.

I will never and hope to never understand how people say your worth as a human is dependent on the number of people you are fucking.