You know what's classy? When someone suggests that I must have a bloody head in a post about domestic violence. Keep it classy.
Just looking at this dosed-up feline is giving me a contact high that will last the entire afternoon. Are you okay,…
"Found a nice girl for you today, son. No previous owners. Checked under the hood and all the parts are in excellent working condition."
True story time! My first visit to the gyn started with an interview about my sexual history in his office. I told him I had none. He interrogated me further, discussing everything that sex could mean, and I said, really... no. Then he did the exam, announced that he believed me, and asked me if he could introduce me…
You're not the only one! I am really uncomfortable with men who specifically choose to specialise in vaginas and beyond. It doesn't sit well with me and I don't really give a fuck about their feelings in the matter. Because I can, I choose to see female doctors (especially for gyno things). I feel much less of a power…
There is absolutely nothing wrong with it! I feel the same the way! I have legitimately refused to let a gyno see me once I found out he was male. I'm just more comfortable with women. Plus I've just read too.many stories of male gynos taking pictures of their patients and shit like that and I really just can't trust…
One of the hottest doctors I've ever seen delivered my second son (via c-section). Nothing like having a crush on someone who's seen your insides! After my son was born, and the doc was sewing me up, I said to my midwife, "Make sure he puts my insides back the way he found them, OK?", and from behind the drape, he…
Am I the only person who feels really uncomfortable seeing a male OBGYN? I know it's silly, but it really sends me into a tail spin. When my old female OBGYN moved away, her clinic just sort of divvied up all her patients among the remaining doctors and I got stuck with a male doctor. I just quit going and let my…
You guys, I really love Lauren Conrad. I know she's kind of aggressively boring, but I am inexplicably drawn to her. I might shame-buy Us Weekly just to look at the photos. :-(
"a mason jar filled with balled-up photos of other mason jars"
A good merkin reference never fails to make me laugh.
It's probably too heavy for tabloids! Tbh I was most surprised that the Katy Perry/Taylor Swift bloodfeud wasn't more prominent because it's a glorious piece of celebrity gossip
"You see, you MADE me hit you. If you don't want me to hit you, don't __________."
Why did you need to hit your three year old??
Corollary to this: a lot of the people that say "my parents beat me and I turned out great" are not such wonderful poster children for that theory as they seem to imagine.
You are a moron because (1) he clearly states that he has children and (2) committing assault and battery against a child should be no more up to the individual than committing assault and battery against an adult.
YupTwins:
You clearly don't have kids.