Damn right. I'd be elated if they'd lose their non-profit status, because they're not... they're ALL about profit.

I'm reminded of this terrific video that the makeup artist Lauren Luke did for a UK group advocating for domestic violence victims:

I think her faux-Britney Spears music video disproves her superhero origin story of moving to the south at a tender age and being raised by wolves black people (barf) which is why she does verbal black face identifies with black people and our culture.

BRILLIANT. That image is pure brilliance. Every sponsor has to get the DV meme treatment. Money is the only organ where the NFL and its sponsors feel pain.

He said "culpability". The NFL fucking hates that word.

Fucks given - 0

Yeah? Well, you know what else is fun? Pointing and laughing at the kids who get random boners in their 8th grade gym class, because you know that will never happen to you. That's what else is fun!

RT @Ravens The child deeply regrets his role in the incident.

I work with people with developmental disabilities and consequently have a lot of poop stories. Here's one of my better and less disgusting ones:

I was once a DJ. On my way to working an event in Westchester, I got really sick while driving. I have a really bad stomach and of course I was drinking a huge coffee and smoking, which made things worse. My assistant was sitting in the passenger side, watching me turn white, sweating and almost crying. If I could…

I think I can win this.

About the response I'd expect from people who literally think the universe revolves around them.

As a kid, I HATED pink. Would throw a huge fit if anyone tried to give me a pink anything. However, this likely had more to do with the fact that my parents were earnest, well-meaning second wavers and in their efforts to keep from pushing feminine things on me, I instead internalized the idea that girly things were…

Well, this guy hasn't snapped out of his cultural conditioning either.

Yes, the 'entitled' one is the poorly-paid lower-level food service worker, not the multimillionaire who leaves shitty tips. Good call.