Tracie, I've loved working with you here and cannot wait to see what you have up your sleeve at your new job with [REDACTED COMPANY]. I'll never forget the time the entire Jezebel staff [REDACTED SUBSTANCE] on your roof and then took [REDACTED SUBSTANCE] while sharing our mutual weird sex fantasies about [REDACTED…

OH MY GOD I AM SO SURPRISED BY THIS NEWS

Those two deserve each other.

See what I mean? Commenting going to shit. No mention at all of how far can I punt a football. F minus.

That's not the full email—the rest is boring stuff about family news—but I did not make it up. My dad has very hot sports takes.

I wonder how many of those dudes advising women to never take nude photos of themselves would call their girlfriend a prude bitch if they requested nude photos of her and she said no.

One time I was yawning (mouth wide open, quite rudely), and my cat stuck his paw right into my mouth. Just stuck it in there. I ended up hacking and coughing, and ran to the kitchen to get a drink.

True enough. But they also shouldn't be taught that their suffering is being wholly dismissed right in front of them. "Here's a math problem. Solve it while I stand in front of you rejecting you and yours with my tacky sweatshirt."

Pretty much. You can't expect students to respect or learn anything from teachers who seemingly don't care at all that you and people just like you have been victimized. Teachers can only teach effectively if they remain neutral in the classroom. Shouldn't that be something teachers already know? WTF, teachers?

I was referring in part to the fundraiser for Officer Darren Wilson that has raised more than $300K, ostensibly from people other than white women and the protests in favor of Wilson, populated by both men and women.

"New York's Brightest Support New York's Finest"

the more you know the more nightmarish it is

Fisherman: Holy hell! That thing is huge!

*Narrows eyes* I am married to one of you people and it makes me sick.

I disapprove of tucking. I'm an anti-tucker! First thing I do when I get to a (my) hotel room is to untuck that shiz! A tucked bed is a foot jail. I am not a mummy!

No hospital corners? That's just sloppy, Goop. Have a little pride.

how come i can't monetize my opinions