Destroyed? I'm sorry, did roving bands of angry feminists come through and burn Steubenville to the ground, salting the earth on the way out? Nope! Two boys were put on trial, convicted, and sentenced. Adults were told to take responsibility for their role in what happened. As for Christmas day death threats, that is…

I don't get the need for cheerleading. Flame away, but I've always scratched my head with that "sport".

Oh, lordy yes! I have never in my life loved public transportation as much as I've loved the rail system in Japan. Such an amazing way to travel.

She's cute. Don't hate.

Of course she is giddy. She is back to the Mothership. It's good to be home I guess.

Ol'girl wasn't a Survivor host, she was a contestant.

"I didn't want to push her to share that," Coleman said

That's what creeps me the hell out about it too... Like how long would you be floating around space until you die of starvation or something? Oh god. Awful. I will go and see this film but I will be terrified the whole time.

God yes! The trailer is horrifying. I practically have a panic attack when it comes on.

Twice a day we do a gossip roundup called Dirt Bag. Welcome to our site.

Wait, these are cool again? Summer of '99 is coming back! Time for everyone to bare their belly and wear handkerchief tops with bell-bottoms!

Born on third base, wants credit for a triple.

I think these quotations are more reflective of Jaden's Scientology upbringing than anything else.

Do They Teach Students To Begin Every Word In A Sentence With A Capital Letter At New Village Leadership Academy?

The children. They have been left behind.

This is why we can't have nice things.

Better, they're literally giant guinea pigs.

This is the night...a most beautiful nigggght, with a pair of munching rodents....

It looks like it takes a crazy amount of chewing for even a tiny portion of grass to be consumed.

They're like chubby, little horses with chicken feet <3