This might sound stupid but...did you take a pregnancy test?

Since Kinja seemed to not be working in yesterday's OT, I'll ask again.

Audition coming up in just a couple o' days! Whoo!

I just had my highest income week of the entire year! I also worked for 10 straight days and had a 13.5 hour day on Friday and a 10 hour day on Saturday, which meant I couldn't really celebrate Yom Kippur, but I think I'll be forgiven for that. For anyone going to Coterie in NYC this week, come say hello to me!

Guys, I need help. 5 years ago, I married a lovely and rather quiet nerdy guy, settled down and had a beautiful son together. Naively, out of love for him, I put my own career second to his. I held back on my own ambitions and tried to support him to find his own calling. However, he has been dragging his heels for 3…

Hey fellow Jezzie crafters. I want to start doing cross-stitch but i have a few questions. What exactly should i buy? Thread, hoops, needles? Anything else I'll need? Also, what are the best brands of thread, hoops, needles? Etc...etc...Also, would it be lame of me to make everyone cross-stitch projects for Christmas?…

Think super happy positive good thoughts for me, please. I had my IUI this morning, so hopefully this time in 2 weeks, I will be finding out I'm PREGNANT. Fingers crossed please!

Yeah, I'm glad she's calling out misogyny, but I wish she'd be a little more self-aware that the way she feels about being mocked for being an "old lady" is probably the way minorities and LGBT people when she and other comedians make non-stop racist and homophobic jokes. Like, its not that hard to make that final…

I hate roasts. I hate things like Punk'd. I hate anything that makes fun of people and demands that they like it or be accused of having no sense of humor. It's just abuse, plain and simple.

Can we just stop roasting people? Like in general? Maybe I'm just not cut out for the comedy scene or whatever, but the whole concept is just mean spirited. Like, it's one thing to make a quick joke at someone's expense when you're out with your friends and one of them says/does something dumb (assuming that's…

My kitty thinks you're the disgusting one, because dog cooties.

Cat vs. dog war! I never hear of housecats ripping people's throats out in the news. I will take my chances with hte toxoplasmosis (anyhow, my hubby has agreed to handle the kitty litter should I get pregnant, so I think I'm safe).

I was really hoping this was a cafe where you could bring your cat. Because my little fuzzy weirdo cat loves to go everywhere with me and I wish there was a cafe we could take her to. She would just sit in my lap wearing her jaunty little sweater and watch the world go by.

Let's reclaim the bathroom as a space for safe evacuation. If I want to go pee and call it a day, poop regularly, or open the transdimensional portal in my ass that gives birth to hellspawn of unimaginable power reeking of brimstone and putrefaction then so be it. It's my stall and I'll do with it as I please, though…

Fuck, we're supposed to feel ashamed about pooping, too? I just can't keep up.

Yes and using Black people as props in her fetishization of the antebellum south.

Thanks for this. Just the thought of Paula makes me gag.

Okay, fess up. Who in Texas said Paula Deen's name three times into a mirror?

Isn't this typical for strictly indoor cats? The door is the edge of my cat's territory. I imagine the stuff out there smells funny, or that she associates going outside with moving day and trips to the vet. She backs away from the door if I leave it open for a few minutes.

Apart from the annoyance that comes with impracticality that comes with this kind of sentimentalism, meh.