I just needed to tell you that you have the best screen name.

The piece was just bizarre. Yes, it was racist, tone-deaf, insensitive, and any number of other things. But it was also just...bizarre. I couldn't for the life of me figure out what she was trying to say. It was poorly written, badly researched, and meandered along without a point anywhere in sight. And, yes, it was…

Clinton hasn't even announced she's running and the Republicans are already running scared, attacking her whenever they get the chance. Even if she's not my number-one pick, the fact that she scares the right-wingers so much never fails to put me in a good mood.

Howdy! I look forward to reading your work!

What the hell does that even mean, "I don't believe in domestic violence?" We're not talking about the Tooth Fairy, you jackass.

So a lesson in horticulture becomes a lesson in how much grown-ups suck. Well, at least they learned something. :(

Of course, you'd think that the anti-abortion campaigns' assertions that they care about women might fall under the whole "absurd claims" thing...

Anti-abortion community outreach? Oh, right, standing on the sidewalk and spraying spittle in the face of terrified young women while you call them whores and tell them they're going to hell. THAT sort of community outreach.

Best of luck at your new job - have fun at Medieval Times!

You have guinea pigs? I just got my kiddo one for her birthday - they are fantastic pets! I honestly had no idea. If I'd known how fun they are I would have begged for one as a kid instead of the succession of lousy hamsters I ended up with.

You have an awesome son, in case you weren't already aware! :)

That's awful. I'm glad you realize that your mom is a total piece of shit for doing that to you. I don't understand how any parent can do that to their child.

Seriously? Train yourself to tell the difference between a single and a double? So after we master that, do we move on to detecting tasteless and odorless date rape drugs, like some kind of superpowered police dog? How long will THAT take?

"Inaya chocolate-dipped Pop Rocks." That is flipping absurd and I want it.

Well, according to the chief, this dipshit has never been involved in shooting or killing anyone. So he's just flat lying and trying to sound like a badass when he talks about "killing a lot." Either that or he has a pile of bodies in his garage, who knows.

I never found out who did it. I panicked and just got out of there. This was years ago, if it happened to me today I'd probably try to do more, but I was underage and was more concerned about being caught drinking.

I didn't think it would happen to me either, but it did. I probably wouldn't have noticed except it was so clumsily done. Whoever did it didn't even bother to stir it and I could see this powdery residue hanging out at the bottom of my drink, like artificial sweetener. The worst part is I thought I could trust the…

Thank you for your concise explanation! I really appreciate it. :)

Please allow me to selfishly launch my own question from this post. . .what are the differences between Kosher and Halal? One might think this would be pertinent to the discussion too.

I suppose "fancier" wasn't quite the word I was looking for. Still, they tried to sell a wider/better variety of coffee products and people seem to have embraced it.