Will anyone even remember in two months that there were other children? So damn sad.

It's really nasty the way the media is fetishizing her blond hair and pale skin. The environment these children were found in was just as unsafe and unsanitary for the other children, but for "some reason" they're only focusing on the little blond girl being found in appalling conditions.

"Just sucks."

Squee? That was sorta gross. All those flecks of spit flying everywhere, yuck.

Thank you! Seriously, I want this guy to tell us ALL ABOUT the impeccable morals of the Baby Boomers (snort).

"You can donate to CHaD Hero, a charity event sponsored by the hospital that benefits over 60,000 kids and their families, here."

Of course it is! For the guys. Can't have those women being individuals!

Jesus, that center picture. Are you trying to give me a traumatic flashback to middle school?

Daisy is wonderful and brave, and also she's very lucky to have a mom who will stand up for her. If only every girl who goes through this could count on the same level of familial support.

Home Ec Story Time!

Despicable? Was this your customer??

I adore every single book written by Beverly Cleary! I loved it when Ramona tried to get her father to quit smoking, and put up signs in the living room. Totally something I would have tried. But my favorite Cleary book has to be this one:

It's terrible, but if the parents are unwilling to do anything, getting her in the juvenile justice system may be the only way to get help for her. She definitely needs help.

"My daughter's a good girl and I'm 100 percent sure that whatever they're saying about my daughter is not true."

That's so cute! "Mom, mom, mom, watch this! Mooooom, you're not even watching!!"

Nice! Nothing lends itself to swinging above people's heads quite like a fucking skirt.

Nothing says "really manly" quite like fighting a drugged lion that's had his mouth and claws incapacitated. Well done, Sandow.

It looks like a handful of artfully placed Play-Doh.

"We deeply regret that we were not able to communicate our decision to Dr. Lee before removing the post on a late Friday afternoon before a long weekend."

How cool! That's great that you got the credit card nonsense fixed.