I freaking LOVED Oliver and Company when I was small. I was so disappointed when I watched it again with my daughter and realized it was mediocre at best.

Kenneth Cole, you are not "encouraging dialogue" any more than the MRA dipshits that show up on this website with the same tired drivel day after day. There's a difference between starting a thought-provoking conversation and just pissing people off.

A Captain Marvel movie would be wonderful! One of the coolest things about the character is that she was already a badass before she had her superpowers.

I wonder if it smells like Cheetos and dirty socks, which is how I imagine a tour bus full of teenaged boys smells.

Really?! I didn't think English bulldogs could swim. . .my friend's bully sank like a rock the one time they put her in the pool.

These people are idiots. One way or another, my avid-gardener mother keeps ending up on their contact list, which is really weird, because I don't think they even send out a traditional plant catalog. Trust me, there's plenty more offensive names where that one came from.

Okay, the "Too hot, you need an oven mitt" did make me laugh.

Cute, but good lord, put some doggy steps up or something! That second pup cracked its chin really hard on the side of the tub while trying to get in.

Wow, those are great. I recognize all of the old prints these are based on - hopefully they get peoples' attention.

"embracing female “fandom” represents a multi-layer opportunity for the NFL. . ."

I mean, really. Who in the hell thinks it's a good idea to do this AND film it? What a bunch of idiots.

I can pretty much guarantee those piddly little things don't have enough cream cheese for me. I guess I could always slather more on the top. . .

*sniff*

What kind of cretin uses wide-spaced paper? I seriously judge those people.

What a horrid little shit! That's a grudge worth keeping.

Even after elementary school, opening a brand-new, perfect box of Crayola crayons was something special.

Hmm. The trailer certainly doesn't tell us much. I'll wait until I've seen the film to make up my mind.

But on the other hand, it's a little amusing watching the masses freak out over casting decisions.

Hey, you can't be too careful!

She has a daughter?!?! Oh no. . .that poor child.