Probably had to keep reaching for the smelling salts too - I'd say about six hours.

"Why does she think it's fair to exert control over girls that she may not even know. . ."

"men of integrity don’t linger over pictures of scantily clad high-school girls."

That tree is incredibly disturbing, like the ones at McDonald's.

Well, that, and also this couple doesn't appear to have children.

Wow, they're really jumping all over this - undercover officers on all the city buses?

Isn't it amazing how often we end up saying "better than nothing, I guess" when talking about women's rights and representations?

God, whatever happened to letting kids amuse themselves? Of course young children need to be watched, but seriously? Your twelve-year-old can't find something to do? You have to schedule activities, or send her to a weeklong computer camp? Damn, people really underestimate their kids.

"Someone please send Michelle Knight, Amanda Berry, and Gina DeJesus out to the world's most relaxing and luxurious spa."

We played this growing up, but we called it "poor puppy." Same idea though. One person would whine and howl and the other would try not to laugh.

Well, hello to you too, Ms. Jameson. Any particular reason why we're looking at your butt? I mean, it's a nice butt, I'm not complaining. That just seems awfully random.

What the hell is wrong with the people who think fast food workers don't deserve a living wage? Are they really THAT insecure and dissatisfied with their own jobs and wages? Good God, spend some time glaring at the CEOs and bankers who pull in MILLIONS they don't deserve. Stop squabbling with your fellow…

Oh, Farrah. Oh, honey.

"The first thing you should know about the so-called Steubenville Rape. . ."

She is adorable!

No, it's not just you.

"If you're lucky, you just might carry some famous white man's bastard child!"

Wait, this is something new? Dogs have been used to hunt truffles for a long time - there's even a special breed called a Lagotto Romagnolo:

You gotta feel sorry for those peoples' kids. Well, at least YOUR kids will be prepared for life in the 21st century!

". . .she recognized that what the creationist movement had in its favor was persuasive and personable spokespeople who, like good preachers, had a way of really connecting with audiences using humor and warmth."