You do realize that in common parlance "vagina" refers to the whole shebang. . ."

Gawker, I think, had a write-up on this earlier in the day. It amazed me how many of the comments were variations of "gross, nasty, ugly, what's WRONG with them!" In other words, a LOT of young men outed themselves as completely inexperienced with real human women.

I'm so glad you addressed this. I read Woolf's piece this morning, and all I could do was shake my head. Seriously, where the hell does she live that everyone is shaming thin women? Oh, and the part where she talks about her designated Fat Friend (tm) was so damn insulting.

Wow, her ability to handle pressure is amazing. Another overworked, underpaid hero of our broken educational system. I hope she at least gets a paid vacation out of this!

Hey, whatever. That pirate ship clubhouse is super-cool.

What the HELL is that on the cover of inTouch - Justin Bieber talking about wanting to be a father?! I don't know what's scarier. . .the thought of Bieber as a parent, or the thousands and thousands of young girls who would leap at the opportunity to be impregnated by him.

TEN DAYS?! They waited TEN DAYS to talk about the attack? Unbelievable.

I usually laugh at news segments with overly dramatic music, but it was entirely appropriate here. That was AWFUL. I can't stop scratching my leg now.

Oh, how could they stand the smell?! The otter's cute and all, but sea lions smell SO BAD. We used to live near a wharf, and you could always smell them before you could see (and sometimes even hear) them.

USELESS without pics. :)

Why, that's a damn li-bar-y right there! Look at all that fancy book-larnin' you got!

Oh, this is just delightful:

Well, after reading about the actors' dogs chewing up rugs and tracking mud everywhere, I can't say I blame her. It's still her house, after all, and it's incredibly rude to assume your dog is welcome at another person's home.

Gross. There's so much wrong with this, but this idea of "purity" being tied to worth is so damn dangerous. If you haven't ever watched the video of Elizabeth Smart discussing abstinence-only sex education, and how it made her feel as a victim of rape, you should. I can't link to it, but just search for "Elizabeth…

"Conservative groups are planning to sue the state, claiming the bill violates First Amendment rights."

Welp, looks like one more store I'm done shopping at. Screw you, Macy's.

"Dress a cat only with shawl. Shawl achieves the duty of a foppish muffler."

"Bol and Rebeca Boss, 41, got into an argument around 3 AM yesterday after attending a baby shower."

Your mom sounds fun!

What exactly is Trump's comment supposed to mean?! That Jobs's widow is supposed to remain celibate for the rest of her life? Is he implying that she was sleeping with this guy before Jobs died? Seriously, I don't get it.