Well, that was a lot of slapping crammed in less than two minutes. I've actually never watched Skins - is it this violent?

I agree with what you're saying, but eleven is old enough to understand some basics about her family's situation. Her fears about her father being deported are quite reasonable.

I wouldn't be surprised to read about one of those tea party dipshits following her and her parents out to the parking lot, then calling the cops and reporting her father.

Oh, but don't you remember? According to DesJarlais, his mistress never WAS pregnant! “I don’t mind telling people that there was no pregnancy, and no abortion,” said DesJarlais, who is seeking re-election."

Wow, that's infuriating! What did you say to him?

"If I were a man and "tooted my own horn" would she have responded so coldly?"

"Is maternity leave a right?" Yes.

"Modern workplace sexism is death by 1,000 similarly sliced paper cuts — an underminey "sweetheart" comment here, a "behave yourself this weekend, young lady!"

"He wriggles around quite a lot and he doesn't want to go to sleep that much."

Hey, whatever it takes to make it work and keep everyone happy. One of my good friends is in a more or less permanent threesome - the three of them own a home together and everything. I'll be honest, it still seems a little strange to me, but they all seem happy so more power to them.

"While I cannot go into the specifics of individual cases, I will be reaching out to Ms. Kwissa personally to clarify any confusion or questions that may exist with this matter."

Remember how Upton Sinclair wrote "The Jungle" to call attention to awful working conditions, but everyone just freaked out about how dirty the food was? We haven't gotten very far, have we?

"I actually trust the women I know. I trust them with their choices, I trust them with their bodies and I trust them with their children."

I despise Westboro Baptist, but I have to grudgingly respect their terrific trolling skills.

Suck it up, baby boomers. Your grown children crashing in their old bedrooms is just another consequence of your generation royally screwing everyone else.

I can understand the frustration - seals don't just eat the catch, they destroy nets and cause a lot of damage to equipment. That said, I don't think culling is much of a solution. It's not going to happen anyways:

The tail, the ears. Not the body language of a happy pup. Boo, humans.

". . some day I will love someone, and make her my wife, and have children and settle down."

"You will no longer accrue paid time off as of 8/18/2013. Oh, FUCK THEM. Oh wait, they're going to make a "one-time exception to Forever 21's PTO policy" and pay out accrued PTO! HOW GENEROUS.

Ew, no. Treating JC Chasez like he's the sultan of their little harem is a little too creepy for me.