I wonder if he's even old enough to know who Mango is? Weren't those sketches in the mid-nineties? I can't remember. God, I feel old now.

Neeeeerrrrddd! Neeeerrrdd! (It's okay, I get my whittling supplies there. Yeah, whittling.)

I love the avocado green number! Too bad it'd look terrible on me. I'm actually in the market for a new swimsuit, and I'm not looking forward to picking one out. It'll just come down to whichever one I hate the least.

"Since employers are more sympathetic to the time needs of working mothers. . ."

It may be "on all surfaces of all things," but why add more? If NIH says close the lid and keep your toothbrush away, I'll happily keep doing it.

"Basically the whole column reads kind of like being trapped on a train to boarding school next to a blissfully un-self aware popular girl. . ."

Aerosolization is another great reason to keep crap off of your bathroom counter. If you leave your toothbrush out, you're basically brushing your teeth with toilet water. Yum!

Hell, I'll go see it even if it isn't that great. I want to see more movies like this, so I'll go throw some money at it.

She's gorgeous. Hopefully Prada can get over it and hire more people of color.

Fuck Rick Perry, and fuck all the right-wing politicians who think like him. It really hurts to know that there are members of my extended family who would vote for this clown. If people like Perry had their way, I would have died giving birth, instead of having an abortion to save my life.

Really? You can't think of a single reason why people like Huckabee and Bachmann work themselves into a sweat thinking about gay sex?

I don't know why, but the description of " an apple that's also a person" makes perfect sense to me. Now I want to know how long those kids were bouncing off the walls from consuming all that sugar and food dye.

My friend briefly had a sphinx cat (you know, the hairless ones), and I can tell you that little thing only wanted body heat. It would crawl under the covers to steal your warmth. *shudder* It was like snuggling with an uncooked turkey.

So maybe I should get some cookware on sale? Would that be terrible of me? They've already paid her for the nonsense that's in stores, correct?

Whatever. Our kitty was sweeter and smarter than any dog. He slept under the baby's crib and attacked anyone he didn't know who tried to pick her up when she cried. I miss that squashy fat bastard and so does my kiddo. :(

I love a good chocolate beer, especially stout. But mixing peanut butter with beer? Eh, I'm not so sure.

Aside from the whole issue of fairness and equality, being hostile to LGBTQ marriage seems like a great way to scare off potential business owners and investors. I thought the Republicans were supposed to be "business friendly?"

Yep, I've heard that argument before, and I can assure you it is utter buuulsheeeet. If they were really willing to adopt ANY child, they could have a kid within six months.

That statement is infuriating. I hope she can take them to the cleaners.