Supreme Court, I'm sick of you and I'm sick of your shit.

Yep, fried. After being dredged in butter and mayonnaise.

We talked about this in the piece the other day on different types of racism. Sounds like these guys fall under accidental/unintentional/clueless just like some of my relatives. Like I said of my family members, they believe that unless they actually say things like "I hate black people and wish they would all…

Why would they listen? She's just a woman. . .

If you haven't read Frank Bruni's NYT piece on Dean, go read it! It's great. A lot of good answers for the people who are still defending her.

What on earth is she looking at that's so amazing? It better be the face of God.

That's seriously messed up that they censored (poorly) the word vagina. But is there a chance they didn't include the full description because there wasn't enough room? That's a pretty damn wordy ad.

Why would you do this to us?! Oh God.

So, I clicked through to the website for the Wing Company, and now I'm even more confused. "Wing-Co. chocolate milk is designed to appeal to a group of men under served in the dairy drinks category, typically men in their thirties and forties that live "credit / debit lifestyles."

Whenever I read this crap, I have to remind myself that for every anti-choice creep, there's two more people like Dr. Willie Parker, who is AWESOME (seriously, read up on him if you don't know who he is). Too bad the vocal minority is so dead-set on rolling back women's rights.

Yep. And ask them who said God created the universe and they'll say, "God, duh."

It kills me that politicians in this day and age can still invoke the fucking Bible as a reason to do or not do something. Come ON people, keep your religious nonsense out of it. If you can't justify something with science and reason like a grown-up (or hell, like a high school freshman in debate class) then SHUT UP.

"The Unintentional/Accidental Racist." Oh God, my extended family is full of these. This type of person believes that unless you actively wish harm on people of color, you aren't racist. "I never said I hated black people! I just said that they. . ." It makes me want to bang my head against the wall.

God I hate monkeys. Horrid little creatures. Foul-tempered, evil-smelling. . .why would anyone want to keep one as a pet?

Everyone must assume you're trying to sell them something. . .

Yes. You are. You are because we say you are! Don't forget, we saved your asses in WWII!

Poor Cameron. Any guy that gets photographed between Obama and Putin is going to look a tad underwhelming.

". . .only 33 percent of people even bothered with soap."

Aww, I think he's cute! Here's a video of the competition. Skip to 2:10 to see Walle's funny little waddle (and also to avoid a number of terrible puns).

It's hilarious how the people defending Deen keep talking about her freedom of speech. She's free to say whatever she wants, but she'll have to deal with the consequences of saying it. I don't know what's so hard to understand about that.