Suda 51 seems to think that all attention is good attention. Interesting. Wrong, but definitely interesting.

"Like a screen door in a hurricane?" I'm totally steal-er, I mean, borrowing that. Yeah, borrowing.

What a sweet kitty! *Sniff* Looks a bit like my dearly departed special needs kitty (the white cat in my profile pic). God, I miss him so much. He was one-of-a-kind, just like Baby Bug.

I'm pretty sure it's okay if you're sharing a bed with your dream analyzer. My spouse and I talk about our weird dreams often.

Oh, how BRAVE of you to take a stand on this issue! It's not like our entire fucking society pretty much already says the same damn thing. What a daring individual stance!

Oh, but she just didn't knooooow. Why are we all getting maaad? Why can't we just explain to her why we're upset?

However ridiculous the "special snowflake" nonsense is, it's infinitely more ridiculous of you to imply that you're being oppressed because you can't just insult whomever you choose without consequence.

Hey now, he spent a lot of time constructing that cross, why you gotta knock it down so fast?

Why in the fresh hell do every single damned one of you always go straight for the bathroom example? Flippin' creeps. . .

Thanks for the chuckle. :)

Thanks for the link! Very interesting.

Nothing gets me from zero to surly faster than being told to smile. I usually just tell the person that it's not my job to smile on command. Any other good responses?

Having read the follow-up nonsense from Penny Arcade, which was worse than the original "dickwolves" crap, I find it amazing that people here are criticizing the developers. If they don't want to be there, that's their prerogative.

I'd say they're probably neck-and-neck in terms of grossness.

Oh God, her EYES. She reminds me a bit of Michelle Bachmann in that gif.

Happy Birthday! Don't make yourself sick! Maybe you should do it Deen-style, with shots of melted butter.

Oh, I can't wait for the men's rights types to show up and explain to us that whatever crap they're harping on today is every bit as bad as this 42% statistic. Don't read the comments on the Scientific American article unless you're hankering for a stroke. Here's a sample:

Spin around in the backyard and mess with your inner ear?

Paula Deen, you're gross.

"What teens? Where? We never find out, but it must be true, because kids are dumb! Never doubt the unlimited ability of the public to believe in the stupidity of teens."